Mirror/Reflection

Happy holidays to all you readers. I am currently in the OH GOD GET STUFF MUST GET STUFF NOW!!!! phase of Holiday StressTM, and it is DIFFICULT. Never daunted, I go on.
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Have you seen the Animal Farm movie? It is the worst thing I have ever seen. It has smashed apples, which scared the &*#( out of me, as that is my hot-button phobia. I cannot deal with fruit grossness! However, it changed SNOWBALL! from being like Granny Weatherwax to being like Magrat. From the Doctor to Rory. From Yuko to Watanuki. From Minako to- OKAY OKAY WE GET IT ALREADY. And they had a sucky-ass ending, and lowered Benjamin and Mollie's participation(BASTARDS!)and GOT RID OF CLOVER AND THE CAT! BASTARDS! Oh, and they also made Benjamin less cynical. THAT'S WHY WE LIKED HIM BASTARDS.
However, OH MY GOD SO FUNNY! The constant rain! The overwrought music! The movies! Oh my god, the movies! Adjectives fail me. They just...fail me.
The puppies were adorable. It is the rare movie that cannot be saved by putting in puppies. It was not saved.
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At one point in my theater class, I was informed by the teacher that a class had at one point put on a post-apocalyptic Antigone. A girl in my class was much taken by this fact. Sensei kept trying to change the subject, and SHE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS was like, 'Wait. What about the Antigone?'
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THE BEST WALK EVER.
So, my mother and I were walking back to my school from a school tour, and we saw:
1. One of those mannequins with no head on a bicycle, in winter garb, and delivering presents. This was in the window of a liquor store(of course). OH GOD HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
2. An ad for a band whose graphic was a child with the head of a snarling bear holding a limp teddy bear in one hand.
3. That ad with the giant gnome who kidnaps people. New Yorkers will know what I mean.
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Let's end this farce!

He Needs To Be More Droll

SOME THINGS I MUTTERED TO MYSELF.
Great. Injured cranky vampires.
Of course I haven't twisted anyone's head off!
A very nice girl who happens to be a harbringer of the apocalypse.
The Doctor's married!?!?
There was a guy with long hair and he started being a jerk, so I beat him up.
EXPLANATIONS
1. Well, at this point in the story I was making up in  my head, there was one.
2. A defensive exclamation.
3. Describing Hotaru-chan.
4. Well, he is.
5. The character speaking was referring to King Ashura. I just did this to vindicate myself on some of the recent events in Tsubasa because HE PISSED ME OFF. But he has nothing on Fei-Wang Reed. AARGH I HATE THAT MAN. Maybe next time I'm hungry, instead of running down an elk and eating it raw, I'll eat him raw. And yes, I know he's fictional. And I don't actually run down elks.
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Me and Petronella have created someone named Richard Ursius Neal(Oh my god, that NAME!)who may be WORSE THAN FAI OR THE DOCTOR OR EVEN YUKO. Horrors! He's hilarious and he says things like this:
RANDOMO: What's your greatest fear?
R.U.N: That man-woman-adult-child, Justine Behbehr!
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My new favorite goodbye phrase is 'Go forth, and spread beauty and light!' So go and do that, or whatever you kids do these days.

Cross-Dressing Macbeth

A note to two schools:
1. My middle school: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY PUT SOME OF THOSE PAD/ TAMPON BOXES IN. For both the sake of those students on their periods and those not, as it is a little sad to see someone clutching a 'wad of toilet paper' to the trash can in semi-view of the hall and full view of everyone else in the bathroom.
2. The Lab School For Collaborative Studies: Get a better principal. Your current one reminds me of Sarah Palin.

IN HALLOWEEN NEWS:
I am torn between going as the space-time witch and going as Lady Macbeth. Melody is going as a Weeping Angel(not the uber-scary Stature of Liberty one in The Angels Take Manhattan, which we saw together on the tour), Momomouse is going as Hello Kitty, and Petronella is going as a zombie, just like every year.  However, I went to the costume store and was filled with rage at how many sexy costumes there were. I was resigned at sexy stewardess, a bit confused at sexy firefighter, confused at sexy caveman, and flabbergasted at(I kid you not)sexy Tin Man. No lie.
Though hanging out with Melody was one of the only good things about the Lab School tour, I also saw this ad:

  

OH. MY. GOD. Is it or is it not the greatest pawn shop ad you have ever seen? You may not be able to see this, but the chameleon's briefcase says 'Mr. Bling.' And he is wearing a tie! Notice that the chameleon's money is chameleon-size, but not the giant ring. And why is he a chameleon? And the caption above says 'Get more Cha-Ching for your Bling Bling'. It is just so surreal(Sorry about the weird formatting.)

Tick Tock

Math class never ceases to amaze me. I have heard another weird thing:
Two guys at my table are talking about about a video game.
Guy #1: Hmm...some kind of treasure...like King Arthur's sword*?
Guy #2: No way, man, that's totally gay.
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*Excalibur. Referred to in The Secrets Of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel as the sword of ice, which may be a reference to the element of water. A fixture in many legends. Referred to by Momomouse as Gangscalibur. Don't ask.

Too Many Grapes

 Awesome lines of dialogue and spell names in manga
La lac lic lac lilac!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber! ( I KNOW)
Rock-Buster The Conqueror!
NOW LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN
 Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
I buried a crystal in my body and now I can slay dragons!
MY EAAAAAAAAARSSS!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!(I'm pretty sure this was the correct punctuation)
Stop saying creepy things! You're going to give me nightmares!
PUNCH!
Angel's dead too? Angel: I'm not dead
I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Other Guy: She's been like this for a while.
Don't go killing me without asking!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!(sorry)
I have to dig the crystal out of his body!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

EEYYYYYYYY! I mean, who really needs it?
This doesn't look like a vampires room at all!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
DR. WHO LINES THAT ARE ALSO AWESOME
This is not going to be high on dignity!
You just saved the world from aliens. Deathy aliens. Aliens of death. And now you want to bring them back?
We should be safe. Rory hasn't died yet.
Am I the only one wondering where she got the milk?

I Am A Terrible Person

Okay, I was planning on posting about the Olympics closing ceremony, but I was reading a blog I like, and I came across this. Here is a catalogue of my thoughts from that point:
     1. If Netflix does that to me, I will show them a picture of Fai's SCARY PSYCHO FACE from volume 19 of Tsubasa. Heheheheh, that'll be fun.
     2. Did I just laugh about that? OH GOD, I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.
     3. I mean, normally this scene makes me feel sad for Fai and Syaoran, and full of rage and hate for Fei-Wang Reed, but I just laughed.
     4. What even happened in that scene? (Still not 100% sure on that one)
     5. That's what's gonna happen to the Doctor if Amy dies! She'll probably die in Season 7, after all.
     6. HOLY SHIT, THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. THE DOCTOR COULD @%&*$(@&(censored for spoilers). OH NO. OH NO. OH NO.
     7. *SCARY PSYCHO TSUBASA VOLUME 19 FACE*
       See! It all comes full circle! By the way, sorry for the relevant title. 

Mercutio Was The Only Decent Thing

Interesting and potentially alarming information: I have forgotten how to wave. I don't mean I'm being more of a loner than usual, I  mean I DON"T KNOW THE SEQUENCE OF MOVEMENTS FOR A WAVE ANYMORE.
I finally read Chobits and found it rather  captivating.
I am having insomnia because of my roommate's scary snores. Worse than usual insomnia. As in, she's fast asleep and I'm thinking HOLY SHIT WEEPING ANGELS ARE GOING TO KILL ME because of her freaky snores. Hey, roommate? Quiet down on the rasping growl of a serial killer or monster snores. This goes to my fan too. Just because you are on high does not mean you need to make your creepy clicking sound. 

The Best Ever Time To Quote Hamlet

(I have just decided to title my posts from random things I've said around this time)
So, I went to the Botanic Garden with my Doctor Who obsessed friend Melody, and we talked on things strange and mysterious, and listened to the Nyan Cat song, which I will not link to here for your continued sanity.  But the conversation turned, as it always does, to Tsubasa, and the similarities between Fai and the Doctor, which led to this exchange:
ME: You know, they're both really emo.
MELODY: Yes! They totally are!
When you end up talking about how emo the Doctor is, you feel both happy and sad. Speaking of Tsubasa, I feel people should always type manga in odd fonts, because of this almost typo-
In Volume 4, Kiishim says "You have made yourself comfortable, shutting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
Since it's all in a strange font and all caps, here's what I see:
"You have made yourself comfortable, shitting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
This is the best misreading in the universe.

I'm Gonna Go And Be Annoying! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I am really happy today. Everything seems all flowers and sweetness.
ON FINISHING INHERITANCE
Yaaaaaaay! Elva-chan got a role in the climax!
ON CLEANING MY ROOM
Yaaaaaaaaay! I have lots of paper to draw on!
ON WORKING ON MY ESSAY
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I get to go to my favorite bookstore tomorrow as a celebration for finishing this!
Basically, I have been a manic Fai D. Flowright/ the Doctor ,and both when scared, clone all day. I have been mentally screaming YAY LIFE! This may be because I finished Inheritance or because I had some really good toast. You be the judge. GODDAMMIT I JUST MADE THE WORLD'S MOST COMMON ACCIDENTAL CARDCAPTOR SAKURA REFERENCE.

Useless News

1.I went to Shakespeare in the Park! We saw As You Like It, and it RULED. Totally superior.
2.By the way, my sister is in the CAE Punchathon.You can sponsor her at this link.
3.I am on Chapter 2 of my new homedrawn Magical Girl manga. My old one wasn't too good, but this new one will probably be better.
4.Did you know that the Doctor and Fai D. Florite, Flowright, whatever you call him, are really similar in many ways, but they both get manically peppy when scared or when their deep,dark secret is about to be revealed?
5.My new favorite song is The Doctor Is Dying, by Chameleon Circuit. It is completely superior.
6.River and the Doctor are not an item!

I'm Sorry, Really!

SO sorry for not posting. I can't find a way to apologize, so here's a dream I had a while ago!
Before I tell my dream, I should give you a little background: I am NEVER in my dreams. Computer game avatars of myself? YES. The Doctor?YES,OFTEN. Fai D. Flowright? YES, ONCE. Me? NEVER.
In the dream, the Doctor was talking to a Roman. The Roman was an alien who needed the Doctor to send a shipment of cylinders to his home world. The Doctor said yes. As the Doctor neared the planet, a nearby black hole exploded. The Doctor kept trying to see whether any life was on the planet, but whenever he got near, he couldn't breathe, but Amy and Rory still could. Then a giant crack opened in the universe and he could. HEY WHOA I JUST DREAMED UP THE PLOT OF A DOCTOR WHO EPISODE! Bet we'll see this in Season 7.

And now, the Wednesday Pointless List

THINGS IT IS FUN TO SAY IN A MATT SMITH VOICE
1. 'They told me to get a job cleaning out the shit buckets'.
2. 'Really? You had to do that now?'
3. Anything ever said by Fai D. Flowright(or Florite)
4. 'Look! Moon Bunny!'
I wanted a top 13 list, but there wasn't enough things...
Look out for updates!
Update:
6. 'If you ever do that again,  I will pin you down and lick you from head to toe.'
7. 'Don't go killing me off without my say-so!'

Who Would Make Such A Thing?

In Social Studies, we watched John Adams: The Movie(not its actual title, unfortunately). All about  our bald lawyer second president. Why? Was this movie formulated for Social Studies class? WTF? Movie makers, don't ever do this ...thing again.
By the way, it was very grainy, and none of the actors were attractive. This might actually be the movie version of ORIGINAL SIN. This unreal horror( seriously, Leo-kun is the only reason we watch Titanic) was unrescued by the only good thing about it: a redcoat said, in a voice that sounded exactly like Matt Smith's : 'They told me to get a job cleaning out the shit buckets.'

Nightmares

Some people are scared of that werewolf-dog from The Neverending Story .
Some of ghosts. Some of Weeping Angels.
I never cared a fig about ghosts (at least how scary they are). I don't just get scared at night. Once in math class, I felt like someone was staring at me from behind, and I thought OMG THE SILENCE WILL KILL ME!!!!!! But, what I am truly scared of are...
Those parasite bugs from Plague that bite you, and then they eat you from within. Every time I feel weird or numb, I scratch myself to see whether they aren't injecting their numbing thing into me and eating me alive from within.
I'm sorry for scaring you.