tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41480320098128586522024-02-06T20:51:38.772-08:00Darkness Engulfs UsTuxedo La Smoking Bomber!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-42343961837842304982013-01-13T16:26:00.000-08:002013-01-13T16:26:03.513-08:00WHY? WHY THAT PHRASE?Hi! Recently, I got an iPod touch for Hanukah, and proceeded to download several games on it. While I was impressed at the number of fantasy RPGs, I move that these new categories should be created:<br />
Building a village games<br />
Games where you only play as one, male, WASP, character<br />
Buggy games.<br />
Games with terribly translated dialogue(OH GOD THE HORROR OF FINDING THOSE WHEN YOU DON'T WANT THEM)<br />
Games that begin with the phrase 'For centuries...'(I have nothing against those, it's just a notice for those that don't want something like that)<br />
Games that have voiceover(NECROGIRL. <i>HATES.</i> VOICEOVER.)<br />
Dating games(DO NOT WANT)<br />
Games that include the phrase 'Secure the perimeter!'(I've never played one of those, but you hear stories)<br />
And so on. Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-51394607112449860252013-01-10T16:02:00.001-08:002013-01-10T16:02:56.191-08:00Sloth PartyNew Years Resolution- I will try to post more.<br />
New Years Resolution- Broken.<br />
Hello! How much have <i>you</i> been procrastinating? Just take this post as a friendly reminder from your Aunt Necrogirl that someone, somewhere, is lazier than you. Probably.<br />
Plogviezhe! According to a book I read, that means 'The sun has risen! Let's make war!"<br />
I actually have no idea what to post here, so I'll link you to a new place <a href="http://bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com/">I have found. <span style="color: black;">She updates more than I do, don't worry.</span></a>Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-30722129963478348382013-01-05T11:17:00.001-08:002013-01-05T11:17:36.835-08:00Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-46249911900243686892012-12-21T14:34:00.001-08:002012-12-21T14:34:44.799-08:00Oh, And That TooGreetings, fellow beings!<br />
Was I dead? Buried alive? Kidnapped? Sent to HELL? No, I merely forgot to post.<br />
BOOKS YOU MUUUUUUUUUSSSST READ<br />
Hiroshi Ishikaki- Chain Mail.<br />
1984. What? It's bloody awesome.<br />
A RANT, PUBLISHED HERE BECAUSE I NEED TO VENT THIS.<br />
I am in the Creative Writing club at school, and you know what we are doing? <i>MEMOIRS. </i>Memoirs, people! We have not even had any exploits that panicked the nation! We are in middle school! Any memoirs we write will be the I-learned-a-lesson-when-my-dog-died or my-having-a-baby-makes-me-interesting badly written type. I want to write about love! About magic! About fighting! About evil! About dystopian empires! Not about <i>my memories.</i> I'm <i>far</i> too young and untwisted for <i>those</i> to be interesting.<br />
<br />Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-60463060246181692432012-12-08T14:30:00.000-08:002012-12-09T13:44:39.465-08:00Death! Ruin! Destruction!COWER, BRIEF MORTALS. <br />
I hate almost everything about the holidays, but they have some good things about them. To wit:<br />
1. Presents.<br />
2. <u>Hogfather</u>, Terry Pratchett. I love this book so much it isn't even funny.<br />
3. <i>Hark To The Bells</i>. That's a favorite song, carol or otherwise.<br />
4. The Nutcracker.<br />
5. <i>A Christmas Carol</i>. Who'd pass up a chance to see <i>another</i> festive Grim Reaper?<br />
6. Holiday break.<br />
7. Christmas lights.<br />
8. Chocolate coins.<br />
9. Decorating trees.<br />
10. Saturday Night Live Christmas special, which we watched last night.<br />
11. FIRE!!!<br />
12. Snow.<br />
13. I've run out of things.<br />
What I <i>don't </i>like:<br />
1. Santa.<br />
2. Latkes. I <i>detest </i>latkes.<br />
3. 99% of all holiday songs.<br />
4. That the aforementioned crappy songs are all they ever play on the radio or in Barnes and Noble.<br />
5. 99% of all holiday movies.<br />
6. That Hanukah is never on the break.<br />
7. Barbie's A Christmas Carol and The Nutcracker. I actually screamed "HOW CAN YOU DEFILE THE JOY OF THE HOLIDAYS?!?!" when I saw those.<br />
8. The cold.<br />
9. Socializing with relatives. This is normally okay, but in large groups? I DO NOT LIKE THE GROUPS. I get uncomfortable at my own birthday party.<br />
10. That my otherwise awesome family-friend neighbors always show the horrible Christmas movies.<br />
11. Droning in Hebrew.<br />
12. Advent calenders.<br />
13. Candy canes.<br />
Oh, I shouldn't be so <i>ambivalent </i>about this! After all, I am Eggnog, according to the 'What Hot Beverage Are You?' quiz I took once. So, I should like the holidays.<br />
Right.<br />
I'll stop pretending to be Scrooge rather than the Ghost of Christmas Future and let you get on with your life, shall I?Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-64161854366675585812012-12-05T14:28:00.000-08:002012-12-05T14:28:12.785-08:00OOOOOOOOOH....ODD–THELLO<br />
A dream: I was in a bookstore, reading a graphic novel of Othello, and it was modernized. At first, Othello and Desdemona has not yet met, and I was like 'It's okay...it just hasn't gotten started...'. Then things got odd, and there were guerrilla attacks, fairies, long train rides, a coffee shop, and, for some reason, Fai D. Florite (WHAT'S WITH YOU, TSUBASA? GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DREAMS!). Moral: no more Shakespeare before bedtime. OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE ODD DREAMS TO THE POINT IN WHICH VAMPIRES SIT IN COFFEE SHOPS AND ARE ATTACKED BY THE POLICE.<br />
._______________________.<br />
It's gonna be Hannukah soon! On the first night, we'll decorate the neighbor's Christmas tree OH THE IRONY. I don't care about that, because I have a chance to read Terry Pratchett(a new favorite) and I SHALL NOT GIVE UP! NEVER GIVE UP! GET STRONGER! MUCH STRONGER!<br />
._______________________.<br />
Carpe Jugulum!(my new motto)Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-47456912398673756232012-12-02T10:18:00.000-08:002012-12-02T10:18:53.640-08:00Mirror/ReflectionHappy holidays to all you readers. I am currently in the OH GOD GET STUFF MUST GET STUFF NOW!!!! phase of Holiday Stress<span style="font-size: xx-small;">TM</span>, and it is DIFFICULT. Never daunted, I go on.<br />
.__________________________.<br />
Have you seen the Animal Farm movie? It is the worst thing I have ever seen. It has smashed apples, which scared the &*#( out of me, as that is my hot-button phobia. I cannot deal with fruit grossness! However, it changed SNOWBALL! from being like Granny Weatherwax to being like Magrat. From the Doctor to Rory. From Yuko to Watanuki. From Minako to- OKAY OKAY WE GET IT ALREADY. And they had a sucky-ass ending, and lowered Benjamin and Mollie's participation(BASTARDS!)and GOT RID OF CLOVER AND THE CAT! BASTARDS! Oh, and they also made Benjamin less cynical. THAT'S WHY WE LIKED HIM BASTARDS.<br />
However, OH MY GOD SO FUNNY! The constant rain! The overwrought music! The movies! Oh my god, the movies! Adjectives fail me. They just...fail me.<br />
The puppies were adorable. It is the rare movie that cannot be saved by putting in puppies. It was not saved. <br />
.________________________.<br />
At one point in my theater class, I was informed by the teacher that a class had at one point put on a post-apocalyptic <u>Antigone</u>. A girl in my class was much taken by this fact. Sensei kept trying to change the subject, and SHE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS was like, 'Wait. What about the <u>Antigone</u>?'<br />
._________________________.<br />
THE BEST WALK EVER.<br />
So, my mother and I were walking back to my school from a school tour, and we saw:<br />
1. One of those mannequins with no head on a bicycle, in winter garb, and delivering presents. This was in the window of a liquor store(of course). OH GOD HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.<br />
2. An ad for a band whose graphic was a child with the head of a snarling bear holding a limp teddy bear in one hand.<br />
3. That ad with the giant gnome who kidnaps people. New Yorkers will know what I mean.<br />
._______________________.<br />
Let's end this farce!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-46933948435160292842012-11-25T09:20:00.000-08:002012-11-25T09:20:57.593-08:00In The Mere Shallow Concave Hollow Of DespairA NOTE TO ALL STUDENTS AND TEACHERS AT MY MIDDLE SCHOOL<br />
I am she who responded to the Do Not Reply email with 'Ok. I won't reply.' It was calling me, okay? I had to do it.<br />
.___________________________.<br />
HOW TO GET TO SLEEP WITHOUT LOSING YOUR SOUL.<br />
I am a chronic insomniac. Not an 'oh, it's 10:35, I went to bed at 10:00' way, I mean an 'I went to bed at 10:00 and it is now 1:00, and I am too restless and fidgety to think, so all I can do is play with my lamp(ooh that sounds dirty) or meditate on the numeral display of my clock radio.' So, I have devised these:<br />
Ways to get to sleep during that Long Dark Teatime of the Soul!<br />
1. Stare at ceiling.<br />
2. Curl up in fetal position under covers and pretend you are gravely injured.<br />
3. Hold a mock battle of the bands, where you sing and jump around, without getting out of bed.<br />
4. Rehash every comic moment from Tsubasa. Out loud.<br />
5. Monologue about what is going on in books you are reading.<br />
6. Write mental top-13 lists.<br />
7. Think up elaborate fan-fic scenarios in which everybody dies.<br />
8. Sing every Slings and Arrows theme song there was.<br />
9. Write mental fan-fic that doesn't end in everybody dying.<br />
10. Perform fan-fic. Out loud. Without getting out of bed.<br />
11. Dream up ideas for what you are writing.<br />
12. Rant about What Is Wrong With The World.<br />
13. Pick up your flash drive. Note its pleasing color, shape, and texture. Meditate on it.<br />
.________________________________.<br />
Awesome copy on back of a library book- 'This well-written, high-action fantasy GRABS READERS AND NEVER LETS GO.'<br />
Nice random capitalization there, friend.<br />
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That's all for tonight, folks!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-69207161797899984742012-11-23T09:12:00.000-08:002012-11-23T09:12:12.426-08:00Autistic BlueberrySo. Thanksgiving. Let's all give thanks for the good things, like Kristin Cashore, cats, Mokona, and snowmen. My Thanksgiving was mainly reading the New Yorker while trying not to kill my cousins. Let's give thanks for fratricide! And Hamlet!<br />
SPEAKING OF THE NEW YORKER<br />
I have an obsession with reading their reviews of both TV shows and of Wagnerian opera. I have never watched most of the shows, nor seen Wagner performed, but I love reading their reviews.<br />
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Why? Why do I keep having <a href="http://nevertrustanalienwithacupoftea.blogspot.com/2012/08/not-enough-to-sharpie.html">weird dreams about Kuro-pippi?</a> This time, there was Po from <u>Graceling</u>(god I love that series), who looked inexplicably like Masayoshi from Tsubasa in that dream. Then, there was Fai, and a river, and more about Po. That is all I can remember, except that there was a barbarian-type guy in black leather who had long hair beating his chest and howling at the sky. Maybe I should stop reading before bed...but then I wouldn't have my weird dreams about colorful demon babies and Sakura-chan dressed like a cowgirl, which would be sad.<br />
<br />Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-50661210152060194652012-11-20T11:27:00.001-08:002012-11-20T11:27:20.863-08:00He Needs To Be More DrollSOME THINGS I MUTTERED TO MYSELF.<br />
Great. Injured cranky vampires.<br />
Of <i>course</i> I haven't twisted anyone's head off!<br />
A very nice girl who happens to be a harbringer of the apocalypse.<br />
The Doctor's <i>married</i>!?!? <br />
There was a guy with long hair and he started being a jerk, so I beat him up.<br />
EXPLANATIONS<br />
1. Well, at this point in the story I was making up in my head, there was one.<br />
2. A defensive exclamation.<br />
3. Describing Hotaru-chan. <br />
4. Well, he is.<br />
5. The character speaking was referring to King Ashura. I just did this to vindicate myself on some of the recent events in Tsubasa because HE PISSED ME OFF. But he has nothing on Fei-Wang Reed. AARGH I HATE THAT MAN. Maybe next time I'm hungry, instead of running down an elk and eating it raw, I'll eat <i>him</i> raw. And yes, I know he's fictional. And I don't actually run down elks.<br />
._________________________________.<br />
Me and Petronella have created someone named Richard Ursius Neal(Oh my god, that NAME!)who may be WORSE THAN FAI OR THE DOCTOR OR EVEN YUKO. Horrors! He's hilarious and he says things like this:<br />
RANDOMO: What's your greatest fear?<br />
R.U.N: That man-woman-adult-child, Justine Behbehr!<br />
.__________________________________.<br />
My new favorite goodbye phrase is 'Go forth, and spread beauty and light!' So go and do that, or whatever you kids do these days.Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-44426807789030959112012-11-17T14:24:00.000-08:002012-11-24T11:09:55.818-08:00Even So Small A Child<div style="color: white; font-family: inherit;">
SO<span style="color: #666666;">METHING I WROTE WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG</span></div>
<div style="color: #666666; font-family: inherit;">
One day Lilia,
the cute guinea pig, was walking with Curial Flue Lozano III(CFL3),the duck,
when Lilia turned giant. CFL3 ran away, but Lilia stepped on Moo, the weird
elf. Than Fatso*, the fisherman guy, poured syrup and hot fudge and whipped
cream on Moo. Lilia thought Moo was a pancake and tried to eat him, but
luckily,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>a girl named Tris came
along<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and saved Moo. She had magic
powers, so she brought Lilia back to normal size. Curial hated her, but she was
still Moo and Lilia’s friend.
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No, I don't know either.<br />
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Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-71338129874046404812012-11-14T17:43:00.000-08:002012-11-14T17:43:33.388-08:00I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major GeneralAn actual text exchange between me and Melody:<br />
Melody: Well, I'm tired. *yawn*Night!<br />
Me: SLEEP NO MORE! GLAMIS HATH MURDERED SLEEP AND THEREFORE CAWDOR SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. MACBETH SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. Night.<br />
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IT'S A WHALE!<br />
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Greatest hits of the racist boys in my math class:<br />
French is boring. It's all about croissants.<br />
Guy #1: You are the smartest black person ever!<br />
Guy #2: I don't know if that's racist or a compliment.<br />
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ANOTHER WHALE!<br />
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WHY ONE SHOULD NOT READ TSUBASA AND ANIMAL FARM AT THE SAME TIME (Spoiler alert for both!)<br />
I have meme-ish things going through my head, and the latest one was that picture from Volume 20 of Tsubasa where Fai and Yui are like six or four, and standing in the black panel with fancy outfits and solemn faces.<br />
Then I had the meme 'Four legs good, two legs better!' going through my head.<br />
Then I got them mixed up.<br />
Imagine the cute solemn identical twins in their fancy outfits (Oops, major spoiler there) suddenly creepily smiling and saying in this little-kid voice, as one "Four legs good, two legs be-e-e-eter!"<br />
I'm still trying to get over it.Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-31416717066678745822012-11-11T13:55:00.000-08:002012-11-11T13:55:17.070-08:00No,There's A Large Rock*<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">From the letters to fi<span style="font-size: small;">ll out <span style="font-size: small;">in W<span style="font-size: small;">ord<span style="font-size: small;">'s letter <span style="font-size: small;">templates<span style="font-size: small;">:</span></span></span> </span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Replace this text with the contents of your letter.
Contents here, lorem et tu brute. Ipsum dorem with lettuce, pickles, and
tomatoes. Please leave out the mustard when preparing the repast. Contents may
shift during packaging, return to sender if completely empty. Thank you, that
is all. Replace this text with the contents of your letter.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Dear Recipient Name:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Replace this text with the contents of your letter. A letter of simplicity for the intended
one to read. To gaze upon, to cast an eye, to thoroughly decipher as one would
a morning newspaper with the hot beverage of choice. Filler copy here.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">I will be in touch and look forward to our conversation
with much glee. Please be sure to call with questions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Hav<span style="font-size: small;">e you ever not<span style="font-size: small;">iced c<span style="font-size: small;">haracters who are other versions of a<span style="font-size: small;">nother character<span style="font-size: small;">? For example, Minako from Sailor Moon and Kara from Avalon:Web of Magic. No<span style="font-size: small;">t to mention Tomoyo** an<span style="font-size: small;">d Han<span style="font-size: small;">a-<span style="font-size: small;">chan from <span style="font-size: small;">Fruits Basket. Ooh<span style="font-size: small;">, and Holl<span style="font-size: small;">y<span style="font-size: small;">leaf and Ka<span style="font-size: small;">sha. I should stop now before <span style="font-size: small;">I go on<span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="font-size: small;">for<span style="font-size: small;">ever<span style="font-size: small;">, bu<span style="font-size: small;">t...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">CHA<span style="font-size: small;">NGES SUBJECT AB<span style="font-size: small;">RUPTL<span style="font-size: small;">Y</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">AW<span style="font-size: small;">ESOMEST LINE IN TSUBASA VOLUME <span style="font-size: small;">20</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">That's what I punch people f<span style="font-size: small;">or!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Okay, maybe t<span style="font-size: small;">hat particular awesomeness was awesome in context alone.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">But it was awesome<span style="font-size: small;">.</span> </span> </span> </span></span> </span></span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> </span></div>
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*Punchline to a really tasteless joke about Tsubasa.<br />
**As I mention her a lot, go back and read my archives.<br />
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Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-35288712742796086752012-11-08T14:52:00.002-08:002012-11-08T17:54:28.145-08:00Corpses Are Fun!<span class="Apple-style-span">BEST. SPAM. EVER.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #93c47d;"><b>Hi there sweet...</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: David;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: 'Microsoft New Tai Lue';">Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 25?</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: David;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: 'Microsoft New Tai Lue';">My name's Julya. I am from Ukraine.<br />Have you ever heard that the loveliest girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Microsoft New Tai Lue'; font-size: medium;">I long for finding a special person for serious relations or even family life.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><i style="font-family: 'Microsoft New Tai Lue'; font-size: large;">Aren't you the one I am searching for?</i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">(actually copied and pasted from spam)</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes deeply*. Why does <a href="http://nevertrustanalienwithacupoftea.blogspot.com/2012/11/stabuloso.html">every spammer think I'm a lesbian</a>? I deleted the ad for the dating organization.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">I had a dream last night about taking a pack of M&M's into bed with me, and then the yellow M&M was the only color in the world. I woke up, and looked for the pack. It was 2:53 AM.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span">The last two lines could be from a smokers' memoir.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span">TRUE STORY</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">In science class, we were making models of the solar system. I had chosen Saturn(oh how I love Hotaru-chan) and Neptune to make models of. Then, a kid noticed that there was I problem- Saturn was shown as larger than Jupiter. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">So I went to redraw Saturn, the planet of ruin. Then, it still seemed a little large. So, with the knowledge that I was right from looking at the measurements, which only I had copied down at my table, I checked. <i>The other</i> <i>guy was wrong!</i> When I informed him of this fact, he made me draw Jupiter, the planet of thunder, over for him, with the explanation that he'd just get it wrong again.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">Now, this might just seem like I'm being drafted as the intellectual mule or pack horse of my group. BUT IT GETS WORSE.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">I drew Jupiter, and colored it in with great precision, including the Great Red Spot, which the other guy</span><span class="Apple-style-span">*</span><span class="Apple-style-span"> had neglected to draw. But it may not have been his fault, for lo and behold, a boy who I shall call Iago, in recognition of his semi-Shakespearean sounding name and bastardness, said I was using too many colors. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">"I'm using enough." I said.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">"No, you're using too many. Let me color it in for you."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">Me: "NO."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">So, I finished coloring, and I gave it to him to cut out, for that was his part of the project- the cutting out and taping of the planets to the poster-, with strict instructions to LEAVE THE COLORS ALONE. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">He promptly colored the whole thing in the most hideous shade of orange I've ever seen**.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">I wait in hope that someday Hay Lin will suffocate him with her wind powers.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">*Who actually isn't so bad for a SLACKER.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span">**Later, I discovered he'd colored in Saturn a hideous uniform orange, though a different shade than Jupiter. I colored that one in worse than Jupiter or Neptune, planet of oceans, but hey, I was rushed. Neptune was unharmed, which is OK.</span><br />
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Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-26184594710146602692012-11-06T10:25:00.000-08:002012-11-06T13:37:05.256-08:00How Many Corpses Do We Need? A WHOLE LOT.Necrogirl go BOOM!<br />
<br />
No, I didn't go crazy, I just started reading Angelic Layer and OH MY FROG IT IS SO AWESOME! I have decided to begin all conversations with 'Icchan go BOOM!', or, in my own words, Necrogirl go BOOM! The kung fu girl is really just a repeat of THE DEMON WOMAN. You know, HER. THAT WOMAN. The lady who looks like an evil Yuko-san. HER.<br />
I really dislike that woman.<br />
However, the kung fu girl is nice and has not drank anyone's blood(well, that's what it LOOKED LIKE) or tried to kill anyone. So far. And the five-year old is SOOOOO CUUUUTE even though she is a prequel to Princess Tomoyo. And I get to see the bit-part crossovers(Automata, City Hall girl, librarian AKA Hikaru, Blanche, and Blanche's Deus respectively).<br />
Okay, that was way too many words about Angelic Layer.<br />
But there are evil clowns in Sailor Moon! I <u><i>LOOOVE </i></u>the Dream storyline! Clowns! Magic unicorns! Tigers! Evil fish! Usagi's a little kid! Mamo-chan got his ass kicked!<br />
Wait, guess what? Do you want to know how many SAT words can be put in a sentence in a Dungeons and Dragons adventure? You need wonder no more. From <u>Keep On The Shadowfell: </u><br />
<i>The dank water suddenly disgorges a blob of blue slime. The<br />amorphous mass pours forward, extruding long pseudopods that<br />end in appendages of dripping goo. </i><br />
<i> </i>Seriously, that was AN ACTUAL SENTENCE from the adventure. Pseudopods! Appendages! Were those words just put there to make me happy? If so, good job Dungeons and Dragons writers. You made my day.<br />
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Necrogirl go BOOM!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-18451258203235669612012-11-02T14:02:00.000-07:002012-11-02T14:02:05.898-07:00Stabuloso! I got this <i>excellent</i> spam in my email-<br />
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dear member of our Dating site!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">You have 12 unread messages from ladies.</span><br />
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br />To explain-<br />
Ladies? I may be unclear about my sexuality(people, I'm only 13!)but to get only ladies? Is this a gay* dating site?<br />
Also, may I point out that I'm <i>not</i> a member?<br />
And...Ladies? <br />
* Heard in Theater class<br />
Girl: Oooh, <i>I</i> want a gay best friend! Named Joey!<br />
<br />Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-38275440817365112472012-10-31T11:09:00.000-07:002012-10-31T11:09:07.724-07:00YEH-HEH-HESSSSS!HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN IT'S HALLOWEEN YAAAAAAY!<br />
Happy Halloween. Go <a href="http://cat-bounce.com/">bounce some kitties.</a><br />
<br />Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-2680951652837675142012-10-30T13:32:00.000-07:002012-10-30T14:47:01.257-07:00No Farting Down In TexasMe and Momomouse had a sleepover, and if you have never hung out with a friend during a hurricane, you should, because IT ROCKS. However, there was some serious crazy, because when you lock up 3 girls(Chestnut, my little sister, was there as well) in a house and they can't get out...<br />
WHAT WE DID<br />
1. Had an Uglydoll stealing fight.<br />
2. Went underneath quilts and wrestled.<br />
3. Raced around the house yelling 'Return the princess!'<br />
4. Put an Uglydoll in a tissue box.<br />
5. Et cetera.<br />
A SMALL MYSTERY THAT HAPPENED A FEW WEEKS AGO<br />
So, I was checking out the English class library. And I saw a book by Jodi Picoult. At one point on my mom's <a href="http://thediamondinthewindow.typepad.com/">blog</a>, I'd heard someone comment about how Picoult-san was a terrible writer. So I checked out the back. Then, this nice girl said to me "There's a really good book by her over there."<br />
What I did: Small Tight Smile. 'Thanks.'<br />
What I thought: WHAT THE HELL WHO ARE YOU WHY DO YOU THINK I READ JODI PICOULT?!?!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-87072623849058770312012-10-28T10:18:00.001-07:002012-10-28T10:18:07.591-07:00By The Force Of The LionGood morning! Today's material is...MAHOGANY!<br />
I recently went to Packer on ANOTHER <a href="http://nevertrustanalienwithacupoftea.blogspot.com/2012/10/cross-dressing-macbeth.html">high school tour</a>, and there found...you're gonna love this...<u><i>LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF RONALD REAGAN AND MITT ROMNEY.</i></u> In New York City! I thought that Mitt Romney was going to eat me when I looked at his cutout. Seriously.<br />
I'm doing a Social Studies project where we are assigned an immigrant group, and I got Italian! <i>Mamma mia! </i>I would far prefer to be Irish or Chinese, though. Momomouse got German. On the bad side, one of the racist boys in my math class is now the racist boy in my social studies class.<br />
CHOICE TIDBITS FROM THE RACIST BOYS IN MY MATH CLASS, SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU<br />
Usain Bolt runs so fast cause he runs away from the police.<br />
You have the brain of an Asian.<br />
A THING I SAW<br />
A man-a grown man-with one of those adorable Tokidoki bags. Seriously.<br />
Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-42394983639591408312012-10-23T17:58:00.000-07:002012-10-23T18:10:26.036-07:00To take the force that the ground would exert on the egg upon impact(according to Newton's Third Law)That title is an actual line from my lab report. If you're writing about eggs, all your sentences will be funny.Now all I need to do is to figure out how to relate all of my posts to eggs.(One down!)<br />
Seen in the subway: Two astonishingly cute little girls in cute school uniforms(more of my opinions on <i>that</i> probably in my next post) playing with stuffed animals...and making machine gun noises. On the same subway ride, I saw an average guy in a suit talking to his equally average, suited, and male friend. I was trying to do homework, but I heard this phrase clearly:<br />
"And then s/he(I can't remember which) picked up a stick and was like 'WHACK'!(making appropriate gesture)"<br />
I don't know what they were talking about, but that was bloody awesome.<br />
In other news: is <u>Daughters of Eve</u> sexist?<br />
I mean, if it had been written by a man, that wouldn't even be a question for most people: Villainizing radical feminists(and feminists in general)+Anti-abortion, pro-saying a clump of cells that hasn't even truly formed yet is worthy of ruining most of your life prospects(like it did for Anne in the book) +Having in the ending 'Three years later...' bit, everyone be a housewife=Sexist. But, since it was written by a woman, we don't think of it like that. But is there something I'm missing? Please tell. Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-67085251508204405012012-10-21T07:55:00.001-07:002012-10-21T07:55:31.182-07:00It Is Always Easy To Go Wrong With A StopwatchHi! I'm now viewed as schizophrenic by everyone who was at Barnes and Nobles yesterday!<br />
Really.<br />
I know you want to know more, so! I will explain.<br />
As everybody who reads this blog and has for a while knows, I am a fanatic CLAMP reader. I am particularly fond of Cardcaptor Sakura, and read it through omnibi. I saw the fourth omnibus at the store, and began to read.<br />
Well.<br />
I saw Sakura-chan crying. Now, I will not repeat the entire rant here, but I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TAKING YOUR LIFE FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ANY VERSION OF SAKURA-CHAN AGEHA OHKAWA. I wandered throughout the store, ranting and raving, and clutching a Magical Girl omnibus. At one point I pointed at a Warriors book and yelled "Shut the hell up!" There was a girl nearby, and I embarrassedly said "Sorry. Not you, ma'am." I finally decided on two Sakura-chan free books. I'm sorry, Sakura!Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-41183736382495310102012-10-15T16:04:00.002-07:002012-10-15T17:34:58.138-07:00Cross-Dressing MacbethA note to two schools:<br />
1. My middle school: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY PUT SOME OF THOSE PAD/ TAMPON BOXES IN. For both the sake of those students on their periods and those not, as it is a little sad to see someone clutching a 'wad of toilet paper' to the trash can in semi-view of the hall and full view of everyone else in the bathroom.<br />
2. The Lab School For Collaborative Studies: Get a better principal. Your current one reminds me of Sarah Palin.<br />
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IN HALLOWEEN NEWS:<br />
I am torn between going as the space-time witch and going as Lady Macbeth. Melody is going as a Weeping Angel(not the uber-scary Stature of Liberty one in <i>The Angels Take Manhattan</i>,<i> </i>which we saw together on the tour), Momomouse is going as Hello Kitty, and Petronella is going as a zombie, just like every year. However, I went to the costume store and was filled with rage at how many sexy costumes there were. I was resigned at sexy stewardess, a bit confused at sexy firefighter, confused at sexy caveman, and flabbergasted at(I kid you not)sexy Tin Man. No lie.<br />
Though hanging out with Melody was one of the only good things about the Lab School tour, I also saw this ad:<br />
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Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-79576939567012705722012-10-13T18:21:00.001-07:002012-10-14T06:08:15.326-07:00Demonic CatI am Sick. Sick unto death. Forgive me, I recently discovered <i>Slings and Arrows</i>. You must watch it if you are obsessed with Shakespeare's plays, like me. However, what with me being semi-delirious, I found this extraordinarily funny: <style><!--
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Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-81678320003788821882012-10-07T17:41:00.001-07:002012-10-07T17:41:52.791-07:00I'm Going...To Write A Blog PostThe three greatest lines in Tsubasa (my point of view)<br />
1. Then my type is the one you hate the most(Volume 6). (He said that so happily while in a life-threatening situation...)<br />
2. And if my enemy lives or dies in the process, it's not <i>my</i> worry!(Volume 1) (I have a habit of saying this before a test)<br />
3. I'm going...to teach myself how to react to unseen attacks on both sides.(Volume 6) (Said very heroicly, directly after another character said the same thing. I say that a lot now: ''I'm going...to tour the high school." "I'm going...to play Sims.")<br />
I'M GOING...TO TALK ABOUT MY SLEEPOVER WITH PETRONELLA.<br />
We watched the video for Gangnam Style, and I could not see what the fuss was about. Was it because it's funny? Eminem's videos are way better. Including the one with the Muppets. Then, we had this in a story we were telling.<br />
CREEPY MONSTER: Come with me...<br />
HALF-ASLEEP GUY: No, I can't, I'm supposed to keep watch.<br />
<i>5 minutes later</i> <br />
H-AG: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!<br />
I don't know if this is funny to you as well, but it stops being funny for me at 11:30 when the lights are out(curse you 10:00 bedtime).<br />
I'm going...to stop ranting now.Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4148032009812858652.post-59939349491916905052012-10-04T15:11:00.000-07:002012-10-04T17:49:52.994-07:00WHY GOD WHY<a href="http://nevertrustanalienwithacupoftea.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-cats-here.html">IT HAPPENED AGAIN.</a>I had someone search that again. <br />FOOLPROOF WAY FOR WARDING OFF ANNOYING PEOPLE<br />Impersonate Kuro-rii! Be all grumpy and straight man! Of course, don't take out a sword and slice them into sushi. Unless they're <i>really</i> annoying. <br /> Necrogirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15306301220076152491noreply@blogger.com0