The Cat's Here

I have just seen something that made me scream WHY GOD WHY. I like to see what people search to get here. Now, most people search for 'darkness engulfs us'. I got this result today:'dirty fairy tales names'.
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH SUCH A THING?

Wolf Happened Because Of The Necktie

I am bored. Thus, I am writing this post.
I'll post something funny here later.
WAIT! Did you know that one of the people who was killed during the Salem Witch Trials(which I am OBSESSED with) was a five-year old girl? It's insane. Apparently, she couldn't even understand anything happening, but the girls who were faking being bewitched said she was, so she was arrested. Another time  there, a man said his wife wasn't a witch, and he was arrested too.
Okay, enough Tsubasa-Volume-19 depressingness, I have to leave.

The Vampire Looked Like Yuki From Fruits Basket

Now, when did I last post? I cannot remember due to the fact that IT'S SUMMER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have been composing epic horror musicals, drawing, chatting with Melody about the most disturbing things we've read, hanging with my cousin, who I will refer to as Eona, and forcing her to read Tsubasa, reading, and hearing Melody rant about art in between these posts.
SOME INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY SUMMER CAMP
There is a counselor who was wearing a shirt that said 'The days of this society is numbered.' Every time I look at him, I have to say "I agree with the sentiment, but use decent grammar!" because of my grammar OCD. If I didn't agree with the sentiment, I would say "This society are able to continue.", but that would make me sound like a black person in one of those books like The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

The Space-Time Witch Is A Completely Different Thing

There comes a time in every bloggers' life when:
A. They get an amount of viewers that is of a most delightful number. 666 VIEWERS, SO BRING ON THE FOUR HORSEMEN, Y'ALL.
B. They hear a Care Bear book being read aloud and fall over themselves with gleeful mirth. It's so horrible, it's hilarious. Whenever I see my young cousin holding that book, I run into that room so as to overhear(At the moment, I'm in Vermont with my dad's family).
C. They find a book at a community book sale and are struck by its awe-inspiring(if you can call it that, but there is no other word to describe HOW MASSIVE this was) sexism. It was entitled The Alphabet Of Manliness, and it was horrific. There was a ridiculous number of Animorphs books, but nothing decent.

The Best Ever Time To Quote Hamlet

(I have just decided to title my posts from random things I've said around this time)
So, I went to the Botanic Garden with my Doctor Who obsessed friend Melody, and we talked on things strange and mysterious, and listened to the Nyan Cat song, which I will not link to here for your continued sanity.  But the conversation turned, as it always does, to Tsubasa, and the similarities between Fai and the Doctor, which led to this exchange:
ME: You know, they're both really emo.
MELODY: Yes! They totally are!
When you end up talking about how emo the Doctor is, you feel both happy and sad. Speaking of Tsubasa, I feel people should always type manga in odd fonts, because of this almost typo-
In Volume 4, Kiishim says "You have made yourself comfortable, shutting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
Since it's all in a strange font and all caps, here's what I see:
"You have made yourself comfortable, shitting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
This is the best misreading in the universe.

Alert Alert: New Functions And An Event!

New Function #1: Fictional Shakespeare. Fai will probably appear in every play,though. However, Eragon, Tomoyo, Eva-nyan, Kuron-puu,and Usagi will have lots of roles too...
New Function #2: Book Review!
Event: I will go to my sister Chestnut's  graduation Thursday June 21st, so be on the look out. I'll be the one in all black reading a smuggled in copy of Inheritance.

I Don't Believe The Stuff People Say

             Here is what I heard from the table next to me in math class(all names have been changed to protect identity).
Kate: Oh, Harry, why didn't you get on honor roll? You read so much.
Ruby: Yeah, he reads so much.

Harry was reading a book of cartoons from a webcomic in the middle of math class. They were really bad. I read just as many books, and of a no doubt better quality.However, these girls had also formed a club entirely to go against another club because they didn't like the clubs leader(in their defense, he was a total jerk), and they got on honor roll Gold, so I won't pretend to know the grading system.
IN OTHER NEWS
Blogger just made a pop-up that said 'Blogger Wants to Know Your Location'. Sorry, Blogger, but that seems uncomfortaly stalkery.

Wow This Brought A Lot Of Trouble

I'm back.
Didya miss me?
I have to write something about this here to stop horrific things from happening.
Okay, people who google the ELA pineapple story, why are you clicking on the link to my blog? Why are you even googling the pineapple story? Why are you clicking on a blog for this? MY BLOG IS NOT SOME WEIRD BLOG DEVOTED TO THE PINEAPPLE STORY! Wait, that actually sounds really good. I mean, a blog about a talking pineapple?

Calling All Spam

Why? Why do I have no spam?

Seriously. No spam. Spammers do not find me worthy.
GIMME SOME SPAM! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING!
Also, I find the spam vaguely amusing.

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

SOMEONE IN GERMANY SAW THIS BLOG!
oh no... i was so stuck up just then... WHAT IF IT WAS CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL WHO SAW THIS BLOG? AND... Now I'm getting ridiculous. Seriously ridiculous. I hate me. No... I hate Germany for doing this to me.

Scooters

These are the example labels I get: scooters,vacation, and fall.
I have no problem with vacation/fall, but scooters? Who would write a blog post about scooters?
Hey, that sounds like a drug...(scooters I mean)
...
Maybe I don't want to know who.

K or F

The k in my blog title looks like an f.I had more to say, but my friend Momo Mouse( she requested this name) is watching.
Now she isn't.
When I typed this title, this is what the computer thought it was:
Frankenstein Forum for Friday 2/24
Why? How? Moose?
Sorry ,I'm listening to the Woody Allen: Part 2: The Moose. This is not going to help with the blogging quality.