WHY? WHY THAT PHRASE?

Hi! Recently, I got an iPod touch for Hanukah, and proceeded to download several games on it. While I was impressed at the number of fantasy RPGs, I move that these new categories should be created:
Building a village games
Games where you only play as one, male, WASP, character
Buggy games.
Games with terribly translated dialogue(OH GOD THE HORROR OF FINDING THOSE WHEN YOU DON'T WANT THEM)
Games that begin with the phrase 'For centuries...'(I have nothing against those, it's just a notice for those that don't want something like that)
Games that have voiceover(NECROGIRL. HATES. VOICEOVER.)
Dating games(DO NOT WANT)
Games that include the phrase 'Secure the perimeter!'(I've never played one of those, but you hear stories)
And so on.