ODD–THELLO
A dream: I was in a bookstore, reading a graphic novel of Othello, and it was modernized. At first, Othello and Desdemona has not yet met, and I was like 'It's okay...it just hasn't gotten started...'. Then things got odd, and there were guerrilla attacks, fairies, long train rides, a coffee shop, and, for some reason, Fai D. Florite (WHAT'S WITH YOU, TSUBASA? GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DREAMS!). Moral: no more Shakespeare before bedtime. OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE ODD DREAMS TO THE POINT IN WHICH VAMPIRES SIT IN COFFEE SHOPS AND ARE ATTACKED BY THE POLICE.
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It's gonna be Hannukah soon! On the first night, we'll decorate the neighbor's Christmas tree OH THE IRONY. I don't care about that, because I have a chance to read Terry Pratchett(a new favorite) and I SHALL NOT GIVE UP! NEVER GIVE UP! GET STRONGER! MUCH STRONGER!
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Carpe Jugulum!(my new motto)
Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General
An actual text exchange between me and Melody:
Melody: Well, I'm tired. *yawn*Night!
Me: SLEEP NO MORE! GLAMIS HATH MURDERED SLEEP AND THEREFORE CAWDOR SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. MACBETH SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. Night.
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IT'S A WHALE!
Greatest hits of the racist boys in my math class:
French is boring. It's all about croissants.
Guy #1: You are the smartest black person ever!
Guy #2: I don't know if that's racist or a compliment.
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ANOTHER WHALE!
WHY ONE SHOULD NOT READ TSUBASA AND ANIMAL FARM AT THE SAME TIME (Spoiler alert for both!)
I have meme-ish things going through my head, and the latest one was that picture from Volume 20 of Tsubasa where Fai and Yui are like six or four, and standing in the black panel with fancy outfits and solemn faces.
Then I had the meme 'Four legs good, two legs better!' going through my head.
Then I got them mixed up.
Imagine the cute solemn identical twins in their fancy outfits (Oops, major spoiler there) suddenly creepily smiling and saying in this little-kid voice, as one "Four legs good, two legs be-e-e-eter!"
I'm still trying to get over it.
Melody: Well, I'm tired. *yawn*Night!
Me: SLEEP NO MORE! GLAMIS HATH MURDERED SLEEP AND THEREFORE CAWDOR SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. MACBETH SHALL SLEEP NO MORE. Night.
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IT'S A WHALE!
Greatest hits of the racist boys in my math class:
French is boring. It's all about croissants.
Guy #1: You are the smartest black person ever!
Guy #2: I don't know if that's racist or a compliment.
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ANOTHER WHALE!
WHY ONE SHOULD NOT READ TSUBASA AND ANIMAL FARM AT THE SAME TIME (Spoiler alert for both!)
I have meme-ish things going through my head, and the latest one was that picture from Volume 20 of Tsubasa where Fai and Yui are like six or four, and standing in the black panel with fancy outfits and solemn faces.
Then I had the meme 'Four legs good, two legs better!' going through my head.
Then I got them mixed up.
Imagine the cute solemn identical twins in their fancy outfits (Oops, major spoiler there) suddenly creepily smiling and saying in this little-kid voice, as one "Four legs good, two legs be-e-e-eter!"
I'm still trying to get over it.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Corpses Are Fun!
BEST. SPAM. EVER.
Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 25?
My name's Julya. I am from Ukraine.
Have you ever heard that the loveliest girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!
Hi there sweet...
Would you mind to finding a young and nice girl of 25?
My name's Julya. I am from Ukraine.
Have you ever heard that the loveliest girls in the world live in my country? Don't even doubt!
I long for finding a special person for serious relations or even family life.
Aren't you the one I am searching for?(actually copied and pasted from spam)
Aren't you the one I am searching for?(actually copied and pasted from spam)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes deeply*. Why does every spammer think I'm a lesbian? I deleted the ad for the dating organization.
I had a dream last night about taking a pack of M&M's into bed with me, and then the yellow M&M was the only color in the world. I woke up, and looked for the pack. It was 2:53 AM.
The last two lines could be from a smokers' memoir.
TRUE STORY
In science class, we were making models of the solar system. I had chosen Saturn(oh how I love Hotaru-chan) and Neptune to make models of. Then, a kid noticed that there was I problem- Saturn was shown as larger than Jupiter.
So I went to redraw Saturn, the planet of ruin. Then, it still seemed a little large. So, with the knowledge that I was right from looking at the measurements, which only I had copied down at my table, I checked. The other guy was wrong! When I informed him of this fact, he made me draw Jupiter, the planet of thunder, over for him, with the explanation that he'd just get it wrong again.
Now, this might just seem like I'm being drafted as the intellectual mule or pack horse of my group. BUT IT GETS WORSE.
I drew Jupiter, and colored it in with great precision, including the Great Red Spot, which the other guy* had neglected to draw. But it may not have been his fault, for lo and behold, a boy who I shall call Iago, in recognition of his semi-Shakespearean sounding name and bastardness, said I was using too many colors.
"I'm using enough." I said.
"No, you're using too many. Let me color it in for you."
Me: "NO."
So, I finished coloring, and I gave it to him to cut out, for that was his part of the project- the cutting out and taping of the planets to the poster-, with strict instructions to LEAVE THE COLORS ALONE.
He promptly colored the whole thing in the most hideous shade of orange I've ever seen**.
I wait in hope that someday Hay Lin will suffocate him with her wind powers.
*Who actually isn't so bad for a SLACKER.
**Later, I discovered he'd colored in Saturn a hideous uniform orange, though a different shade than Jupiter. I colored that one in worse than Jupiter or Neptune, planet of oceans, but hey, I was rushed. Neptune was unharmed, which is OK.
TRUE STORY
In science class, we were making models of the solar system. I had chosen Saturn(oh how I love Hotaru-chan) and Neptune to make models of. Then, a kid noticed that there was I problem- Saturn was shown as larger than Jupiter.
So I went to redraw Saturn, the planet of ruin. Then, it still seemed a little large. So, with the knowledge that I was right from looking at the measurements, which only I had copied down at my table, I checked. The other guy was wrong! When I informed him of this fact, he made me draw Jupiter, the planet of thunder, over for him, with the explanation that he'd just get it wrong again.
Now, this might just seem like I'm being drafted as the intellectual mule or pack horse of my group. BUT IT GETS WORSE.
I drew Jupiter, and colored it in with great precision, including the Great Red Spot, which the other guy* had neglected to draw. But it may not have been his fault, for lo and behold, a boy who I shall call Iago, in recognition of his semi-Shakespearean sounding name and bastardness, said I was using too many colors.
"I'm using enough." I said.
"No, you're using too many. Let me color it in for you."
Me: "NO."
So, I finished coloring, and I gave it to him to cut out, for that was his part of the project- the cutting out and taping of the planets to the poster-, with strict instructions to LEAVE THE COLORS ALONE.
He promptly colored the whole thing in the most hideous shade of orange I've ever seen**.
I wait in hope that someday Hay Lin will suffocate him with her wind powers.
*Who actually isn't so bad for a SLACKER.
**Later, I discovered he'd colored in Saturn a hideous uniform orange, though a different shade than Jupiter. I colored that one in worse than Jupiter or Neptune, planet of oceans, but hey, I was rushed. Neptune was unharmed, which is OK.
Monday, October 15, 2012
Cross-Dressing Macbeth
A note to two schools:
1. My middle school: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY PUT SOME OF THOSE PAD/ TAMPON BOXES IN. For both the sake of those students on their periods and those not, as it is a little sad to see someone clutching a 'wad of toilet paper' to the trash can in semi-view of the hall and full view of everyone else in the bathroom.
2. The Lab School For Collaborative Studies: Get a better principal. Your current one reminds me of Sarah Palin.
IN HALLOWEEN NEWS:
I am torn between going as the space-time witch and going as Lady Macbeth. Melody is going as a Weeping Angel(not the uber-scary Stature of Liberty one in The Angels Take Manhattan, which we saw together on the tour), Momomouse is going as Hello Kitty, and Petronella is going as a zombie, just like every year. However, I went to the costume store and was filled with rage at how many sexy costumes there were. I was resigned at sexy stewardess, a bit confused at sexy firefighter, confused at sexy caveman, and flabbergasted at(I kid you not)sexy Tin Man. No lie.
Though hanging out with Melody was one of the only good things about the Lab School tour, I also saw this ad:
1. My middle school: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY PUT SOME OF THOSE PAD/ TAMPON BOXES IN. For both the sake of those students on their periods and those not, as it is a little sad to see someone clutching a 'wad of toilet paper' to the trash can in semi-view of the hall and full view of everyone else in the bathroom.
2. The Lab School For Collaborative Studies: Get a better principal. Your current one reminds me of Sarah Palin.
IN HALLOWEEN NEWS:
I am torn between going as the space-time witch and going as Lady Macbeth. Melody is going as a Weeping Angel(not the uber-scary Stature of Liberty one in The Angels Take Manhattan, which we saw together on the tour), Momomouse is going as Hello Kitty, and Petronella is going as a zombie, just like every year. However, I went to the costume store and was filled with rage at how many sexy costumes there were. I was resigned at sexy stewardess, a bit confused at sexy firefighter, confused at sexy caveman, and flabbergasted at(I kid you not)sexy Tin Man. No lie.
Though hanging out with Melody was one of the only good things about the Lab School tour, I also saw this ad:
OH. MY. GOD. Is it or is it not the greatest pawn shop ad you have ever seen? You may not be able to see this, but the chameleon's briefcase says 'Mr. Bling.' And he is wearing a tie! Notice that the chameleon's money is chameleon-size, but not the giant ring. And why is he a chameleon? And the caption above says 'Get more Cha-Ching for your Bling Bling'. It is just so surreal(Sorry about the weird formatting.)
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Demonic Cat
I am Sick. Sick unto death. Forgive me, I recently discovered Slings and Arrows. You must watch it if you are obsessed with Shakespeare's plays, like me. However, what with me being semi-delirious, I found this extraordinarily funny:
As the brilliant Ms. Smartypants said on her blog-->
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Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Mercutio Was The Only Decent Thing
Interesting and potentially alarming information: I have forgotten how to wave. I don't mean I'm being more of a loner than usual, I mean I DON"T KNOW THE SEQUENCE OF MOVEMENTS FOR A WAVE ANYMORE.
I finally read Chobits and found it rather captivating.
I am having insomnia because of my roommate's scary snores. Worse than usual insomnia. As in, she's fast asleep and I'm thinking HOLY SHIT WEEPING ANGELS ARE GOING TO KILL ME because of her freaky snores. Hey, roommate? Quiet down on the rasping growl of a serial killer or monster snores. This goes to my fan too. Just because you are on high does not mean you need to make your creepy clicking sound.
I finally read Chobits and found it rather captivating.
I am having insomnia because of my roommate's scary snores. Worse than usual insomnia. As in, she's fast asleep and I'm thinking HOLY SHIT WEEPING ANGELS ARE GOING TO KILL ME because of her freaky snores. Hey, roommate? Quiet down on the rasping growl of a serial killer or monster snores. This goes to my fan too. Just because you are on high does not mean you need to make your creepy clicking sound.
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Alert Alert: New Functions And An Event!
New Function #1: Fictional Shakespeare. Fai will probably appear in every play,though. However, Eragon, Tomoyo, Eva-nyan, Kuron-puu,and Usagi will have lots of roles too...
New Function #2: Book Review!
Event: I will go to my sister Chestnut's graduation Thursday June 21st, so be on the look out. I'll be the one in all black reading a smuggled in copy of Inheritance.
New Function #2: Book Review!
Event: I will go to my sister Chestnut's graduation Thursday June 21st, so be on the look out. I'll be the one in all black reading a smuggled in copy of Inheritance.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Useless News
1.I went to Shakespeare in the Park! We saw As You Like It, and it RULED. Totally superior.
2.By the way, my sister is in the CAE Punchathon.You can sponsor her at this link.
3.I am on Chapter 2 of my new homedrawn Magical Girl manga. My old one wasn't too good, but this new one will probably be better.
4.Did you know that the Doctor and Fai D. Florite, Flowright, whatever you call him, are really similar in many ways, but they both get manically peppy when scared or when their deep,dark secret is about to be revealed?
5.My new favorite song is The Doctor Is Dying, by Chameleon Circuit. It is completely superior.
6.River and the Doctor are not an item!
2.By the way, my sister is in the CAE Punchathon.You can sponsor her at this link.
3.I am on Chapter 2 of my new homedrawn Magical Girl manga. My old one wasn't too good, but this new one will probably be better.
4.Did you know that the Doctor and Fai D. Florite, Flowright, whatever you call him, are really similar in many ways, but they both get manically peppy when scared or when their deep,dark secret is about to be revealed?
5.My new favorite song is The Doctor Is Dying, by Chameleon Circuit. It is completely superior.
6.River and the Doctor are not an item!
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