Too Many Grapes

 Awesome lines of dialogue and spell names in manga
La lac lic lac lilac!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber! ( I KNOW)
Rock-Buster The Conqueror!
NOW LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN
 Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
I buried a crystal in my body and now I can slay dragons!
MY EAAAAAAAAARSSS!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!(I'm pretty sure this was the correct punctuation)
Stop saying creepy things! You're going to give me nightmares!
PUNCH!
Angel's dead too? Angel: I'm not dead
I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Other Guy: She's been like this for a while.
Don't go killing me without asking!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!(sorry)
I have to dig the crystal out of his body!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

EEYYYYYYYY! I mean, who really needs it?
This doesn't look like a vampires room at all!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
DR. WHO LINES THAT ARE ALSO AWESOME
This is not going to be high on dignity!
You just saved the world from aliens. Deathy aliens. Aliens of death. And now you want to bring them back?
We should be safe. Rory hasn't died yet.
Am I the only one wondering where she got the milk?

Alert Alert: New Functions And An Event!

New Function #1: Fictional Shakespeare. Fai will probably appear in every play,though. However, Eragon, Tomoyo, Eva-nyan, Kuron-puu,and Usagi will have lots of roles too...
New Function #2: Book Review!
Event: I will go to my sister Chestnut's  graduation Thursday June 21st, so be on the look out. I'll be the one in all black reading a smuggled in copy of Inheritance.

I Know You Missed Me...

Holidays that should exist:
Mention Manga Characters Randomly Day
Act Like Your Favorite Eragon Character Day
Wear Outfits That Looked Like Tomoyo Designed Them Day(I want to see the celebration for this one)
Say 'I'm Evil' Day(if you don't see how Eva-nyan is related to this post, read this line carefully)
UPDATE:
OH YEAH! Talk In An Accent Day! ( A girl in my class mentioned that this should exist)

A Hate Letter To Ichigo Momomiya

&*@# you. Why on earth do you think you can refer to yourself as 'oh-so-powerful'? You aren't just breaking the Magical Girl Code Of Conduct, you're being a jerk, and guess what? NONE OF YOUR WAY AWESOMER FRIENDS REFERRED TO THEMSELVES AS POWERFUL. NONE. Now what does this mean? That your friends don't feel the need to prop themselves up on ego? That you compulsively one-ups all of your so-called 'friends'? That you have a sense of girliness that makes you use hideous phrasing?
I will not even begin on the fact that you have no obstacles between you and the three hot guys falling at your feet, while the immeasurably cooler Evangeline had her true love disappear for 12 years and when she saw him again, he was only a hologram. The far cooler Syaoran had the girl he loved's memories of him erased. The incredibly cooler Arisa Uotani- All right, I'll stop. Hey. Speaking of magical girls. YOU AREN'T EVEN #$@^%%ING CLOSE TO THE POWER OF *&@@$ING SAILOR #@@$ING MERCURY, AND SHE'S THE @$@$ING WEAKEST SAILOR GUARDIAN. YOU SHOULD JUST CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND #$#@ING DIE.
Thank you very much.
 UPDATE: Actually Pudding referred to herself as powerful, but it would be dumb to not think she would. She's Pudding.