Good morning! Today's material is...MAHOGANY!
I recently went to Packer on ANOTHER high school tour, and there found...you're gonna love this...LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF RONALD REAGAN AND MITT ROMNEY. In New York City! I thought that Mitt Romney was going to eat me when I looked at his cutout. Seriously.
I'm doing a Social Studies project where we are assigned an immigrant group, and I got Italian! Mamma mia! I would far prefer to be Irish or Chinese, though. Momomouse got German. On the bad side, one of the racist boys in my math class is now the racist boy in my social studies class.
CHOICE TIDBITS FROM THE RACIST BOYS IN MY MATH CLASS, SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU
Usain Bolt runs so fast cause he runs away from the police.
You have the brain of an Asian.
A THING I SAW
A man-a grown man-with one of those adorable Tokidoki bags. Seriously.
Showing posts with label political commentary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label political commentary. Show all posts
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Help! Chipmunk!
I am feeling rather rageful. I read the interview with the governor of Arizona in the New York Times Magazine, and here are my reactions.
Question 1:Obama...is thin-skinned...Right. So possible for a president! Because they are critiqued 1000 times a day!
Question 2: Way to avoid answering the question, Ms. Brewer!
Question 3: Yes! Statistics are all lies! Because the truth is a lie! A place an hours drive at a mile a minute from the border of your state is part of your state! SOOOOOOO TRUE!
Question 4: How is this answer relevant? At all?
Question 5: In my search for the interview, I heard that this man said being compared to the Ku Klux Klan was a honor. AND THIS WOMAN SUPPORTS HIM!
Question 6: Yes, laws aren't the governor's responsibility. Way to shift the blame.
Question 7: Because God knows that it's a great idea to give everyone guns and not rescind the privilege when they start shooting people.
Question 8: Right! Drunk people+guns=everybody's safe!
Question 9: No matter how small the percentage is, drunks with concealed weapons are dangerous. That's all there is to say.
Questions 10 and 11: No comment.
Question 12: HOLY SHIT. So, you are going to change a law so your OWN @$%@ING SON GOES TO @$*%^@@%&%ING JAIL?
Questions 13 and 14: I have officially lost all faith in the human race.
Question 1:Obama...is thin-skinned...Right. So possible for a president! Because they are critiqued 1000 times a day!
Question 2: Way to avoid answering the question, Ms. Brewer!
Question 3: Yes! Statistics are all lies! Because the truth is a lie! A place an hours drive at a mile a minute from the border of your state is part of your state! SOOOOOOO TRUE!
Question 4: How is this answer relevant? At all?
Question 5: In my search for the interview, I heard that this man said being compared to the Ku Klux Klan was a honor. AND THIS WOMAN SUPPORTS HIM!
Question 6: Yes, laws aren't the governor's responsibility. Way to shift the blame.
Question 7: Because God knows that it's a great idea to give everyone guns and not rescind the privilege when they start shooting people.
Question 8: Right! Drunk people+guns=everybody's safe!
Question 9: No matter how small the percentage is, drunks with concealed weapons are dangerous. That's all there is to say.
Questions 10 and 11: No comment.
Question 12: HOLY SHIT. So, you are going to change a law so your OWN @$%@ING SON GOES TO @$*%^@@%&%ING JAIL?
Questions 13 and 14: I have officially lost all faith in the human race.
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