Death! Ruin! Destruction!

COWER, BRIEF MORTALS.
I hate almost everything about the holidays, but they have some good things about them. To wit:
1. Presents.
2. Hogfather, Terry Pratchett. I love this book so much it isn't even funny.
3. Hark To The Bells. That's a favorite song, carol or otherwise.
4. The Nutcracker.
5. A Christmas Carol. Who'd pass up a chance to see another festive Grim Reaper?
6. Holiday break.
7. Christmas lights.
8. Chocolate coins.
9. Decorating trees.
10. Saturday Night Live Christmas special, which we watched last night.
11. FIRE!!!
12. Snow.
13. I've run out of things.
What I don't like:
1. Santa.
2. Latkes. I detest latkes.
3. 99% of all holiday songs.
4. That the aforementioned crappy songs are all they ever play on the radio or in Barnes and Noble.
5. 99% of all holiday movies.
6. That Hanukah is never on the break.
7. Barbie's A Christmas Carol and The Nutcracker. I actually screamed "HOW CAN YOU DEFILE THE JOY OF THE HOLIDAYS?!?!" when I saw those.
8. The cold.
9. Socializing with relatives. This is normally okay, but in large groups? I DO NOT LIKE THE GROUPS. I get uncomfortable at my own birthday party.
10. That my otherwise awesome family-friend neighbors always show the horrible Christmas movies.
11. Droning in Hebrew.
12. Advent calenders.
13. Candy canes.
Oh, I shouldn't be so ambivalent about this! After all, I am Eggnog, according to the 'What Hot Beverage Are You?' quiz I took once. So, I should like the holidays.
Right.
I'll stop pretending to be Scrooge rather than the Ghost of Christmas Future and let you get on with your life, shall I?

I'm Going...To Write A Blog Post

The three greatest lines in Tsubasa (my point of view)
1. Then my type is the one you hate the most(Volume 6). (He said that so happily while in a life-threatening situation...)
2. And if my enemy lives or dies in the process, it's not my worry!(Volume 1) (I have a habit of saying this before a test)
3. I'm going...to teach myself how to react to unseen attacks on both sides.(Volume 6) (Said very heroicly, directly after another character said the same thing. I say that a lot now: ''I'm going...to tour the high school." "I'm going...to play Sims.")
I'M GOING...TO TALK ABOUT MY SLEEPOVER WITH PETRONELLA.
We watched the video for Gangnam Style, and I could not see what the fuss was about. Was it because it's funny? Eminem's videos are way better. Including the one with the Muppets. Then, we had this in a story we were telling.
CREEPY MONSTER: Come with me...
HALF-ASLEEP GUY: No, I can't, I'm supposed to keep watch.
5 minutes later
H-AG: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't know if this is funny to you as well, but it stops being funny for me at 11:30 when the lights are out(curse you 10:00 bedtime).
I'm going...to stop ranting now.