In The Mere Shallow Concave Hollow Of Despair

A NOTE TO ALL STUDENTS AND TEACHERS AT MY MIDDLE SCHOOL
I am she who responded to the Do Not Reply email with 'Ok. I won't reply.' It was calling me, okay? I had to do it.
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HOW TO GET TO SLEEP WITHOUT LOSING YOUR SOUL.
I am a chronic insomniac. Not an 'oh, it's 10:35, I went to bed at 10:00' way, I mean an 'I went to bed at 10:00 and it is now 1:00, and I am too restless and fidgety to think, so all I can do is play with my lamp(ooh that sounds dirty) or meditate on the numeral display of my clock radio.' So, I have devised these:
Ways to get to sleep during that Long Dark Teatime of the Soul!
1. Stare at ceiling.
2. Curl up in fetal position under covers and pretend you are gravely injured.
3. Hold a mock battle of the bands, where you sing and jump around, without getting out of bed.
4. Rehash every comic moment from Tsubasa. Out loud.
5. Monologue about what is going on in books you are reading.
6. Write mental top-13 lists.
7. Think up elaborate fan-fic scenarios in which everybody dies.
8. Sing every Slings and Arrows theme song there was.
9. Write mental fan-fic that doesn't end in everybody dying.
10. Perform fan-fic. Out loud. Without getting out of bed.
11. Dream up ideas for what you are writing.
12. Rant about What Is Wrong With The World.
13. Pick up your flash drive. Note its pleasing color, shape, and texture. Meditate on it.
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Awesome copy on back of a library book- 'This well-written, high-action fantasy GRABS READERS AND NEVER LETS GO.'
Nice random capitalization there, friend.
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That's all for tonight, folks!

WHY GOD WHY

IT HAPPENED AGAIN.I had someone search that again.
FOOLPROOF WAY FOR WARDING OFF ANNOYING PEOPLE
Impersonate Kuro-rii! Be all grumpy and straight man! Of course, don't take out a sword and slice them into sushi. Unless they're really annoying.

Cute Anime Octopi

                        I am writing a short story for camp, and the guy right next to me just used the phrase 'by the force of the lion'. I didn't see much else, but BY THE FORCE OF THE LION! That is so my new curse word.
                        My camp has several recreational activities, and I have discovered that cross-stich embroidery is populated  by female Harry Potter nerds only.  Half of the embroiderers were stitching the symbol of the Deathly Hallows, the other 2 were stitching flowers. Me? I was stitching Chi from Chobits.
                       Other great lines from the guy sitting next to me's story:
         The lion stands up and realizes him.(What the hell IS this?!
          It swings its claws, which destroyed his leg.(You've got your tenses confused there...)
         He then sticks out his sword.(Such dirty connotations, hehehehehe)
        He then beats his head with his shield for quite a long time.(Is he okay? )
         Stinging as hell, he stood up and tried running (What? What?)
          In order from the top, this makes a surrealist fight scene.
       UPDATE: Most of these have been fixed, but...'He stopped the bleeding by ripping off a part of his torso' is the latest awesome mistake.However, it's a cool story now I have read it. He's also only 10, so I can't judge him as if he were older.

Things That Disturb Me

There are two things that scare the @$#& out of me on the Internet.
1. This song. This is so scary. It's just like... eating a raw sea otter. It just...yikes. For my otter-obsessed sister, this doesn't have any effect, but on me, I have about 2 seconds before running away screaming. But it doesn't have anything on...this. It is so horrifying. It starts out ordinary, but rapidly devolves into sheer horror. It's like getting eaten alive by zombies and werewolves and those bugs from Gone and then being puked up into a fairy's disemboweled intestines. However, the rest of that site is fairly cool.

DIRTY-SOUNDING FAIRY TALE NAMES

The Brave Little Tailor( I saw an illustration from this one and it looks...dirty)
Prince Darling
Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber(SORRY TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS THIS ISN'T A FAIRY TALE)
Sleeping Beauty
The Faithful Servant