Truly, My Name Is Slim Shady

Look at this! It. Is. Awesome.
Just so ya know...
Mom got a shipment of books for me and Chestnut to read/her to review for her blog. I will review all of them I feel are worth it.
Also awesome: The Moonrise Kingdom soundtrack. It's on Rhapsody, and YOU MUST LISTEN to part 7. It is so beautiful.
Also awesome: Reading Animal Farm for Humanities. Completely awesome so far. Also, my teacher has this wonderful color-coding for genre thing that is a lifesaver for a genre nut like me.
Also awesome: Book based on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She is cool, but she will not change the burning hatred I feel for Seishiro from Tsubasa.
Hey, did I just mention Animal Farm and Tsubasa in the same post? I WIN.

Planet Of Ruin(Kyaaaa!)

I just remembered this:
Once, me and Petronella were really into the show iCarly. We loooooooved it. Then, we decided to make our own webshow. It was called Billy-Bert(not it's real name). We played Billy-Bert and Chibiusa(again, psuedonyms for the psuedonyms). The thing is, it's on YouTube still. It was so dumb. We shoved everything into a pot and cooked once. I played the straight man, and she the funny man.
WEIRD THING 1
Petronella looked like a guy! I mean, now she has long hair and is rather...endowed in certain areas, bu then she looked very male. Androgynous. Like Haruka Ten'o! Only she doesn't have the mystical ability to turn into a man.
WEIRD THING 2
No one ever watched it...I feel so sad.

The Cat's Here

I have just seen something that made me scream WHY GOD WHY. I like to see what people search to get here. Now, most people search for 'darkness engulfs us'. I got this result today:'dirty fairy tales names'.
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU SEARCH SUCH A THING?

Literary Addiction

Hooray! My neighborhood library has reopened and they have EVERY SINGLE XXXHOLIC BOOK!! YAAY! I wanted to put a video on my blog, but I can't really do that, but if you want to see a really disturbing battery commercial, search up USB cells bunnies on Youtube. It is like a parody, but it may give you nightmares. Seriously. It has bunnies with human mouths. Nightmares. God I love that song. I also love the song Eleanor Rigby, which proves that I adore me some depressing British rock music.

Tick Tock

Math class never ceases to amaze me. I have heard another weird thing:
Two guys at my table are talking about about a video game.
Guy #1: Hmm...some kind of treasure...like King Arthur's sword*?
Guy #2: No way, man, that's totally gay.
... .
*Excalibur. Referred to in The Secrets Of The Immortal Nicholas Flamel as the sword of ice, which may be a reference to the element of water. A fixture in many legends. Referred to by Momomouse as Gangscalibur. Don't ask.

The Skull And The Octopus

JUST BECAUSE...
Books I Love
1.On The Day I Died,Candice Fleming(Read. This. Book.)
2. Midnighters, Scott Westerfield(Amazingly sci-fi-y while still being fantasy enough for me)
3.Beauty Queens, Libba Bray.(So damn funny)
4.The Soldiers Of Halla, D.J. MacHale(He brought my favorite character back to life, and she gets a huge role in this book.
I need to stop this list now, to explain about Kasha. She was a cat...a alien panther with ninja skills. Who can resist the alien panthers with ninja skills? If you aren't obsessed with black cats, ninjas, and sci-fi like me, perhaps you. She was my absolute favorite character in Pendragon. Then, she died in a rockfall. Skip forward a few months. I have finished the Warriors series 3(I hate that series, for reasons detailed here.). Hollyleaf, another awesome black cat with ninja skills, has died. In a rockfall. Skip forward another few months. I am feeling very depressed, due to something I cannot remember. Then, I realize: There is a literary conspiracy against awesome black cats. I was outraged, snapped out of my depression, and began making posters.
I'm sorry if I made you question my sanity.

Too Many Grapes

 Awesome lines of dialogue and spell names in manga
La lac lic lac lilac!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber! ( I KNOW)
Rock-Buster The Conqueror!
NOW LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN
 Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
I buried a crystal in my body and now I can slay dragons!
MY EAAAAAAAAARSSS!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!(I'm pretty sure this was the correct punctuation)
Stop saying creepy things! You're going to give me nightmares!
PUNCH!
Angel's dead too? Angel: I'm not dead
I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Other Guy: She's been like this for a while.
Don't go killing me without asking!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!(sorry)
I have to dig the crystal out of his body!
MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

EEYYYYYYYY! I mean, who really needs it?
This doesn't look like a vampires room at all!
Tuxedo la smoking bomber!
DR. WHO LINES THAT ARE ALSO AWESOME
This is not going to be high on dignity!
You just saved the world from aliens. Deathy aliens. Aliens of death. And now you want to bring them back?
We should be safe. Rory hasn't died yet.
Am I the only one wondering where she got the milk?

With Dragons

I just remembered: I had the best dream last night. I dreamed I had magic powers and was sent to this place where I trained my powers. I always wanted to have magic , and that dream was just amazing because of that.

Don't Poke Me With A Needle

I have made up a psuedo-Irish-Japanese tune that I keep humming, and it reminds me of Spirited Away for some reason(which I saw, but DID NOT LIKE)*sound of every fan fainting in horror because I do not like Spirited Away. Dude, I was shocked that I didn't like Spirited Away* However, I did like My Neighbor Totoro and Princess Mononoke. Of course, Momomouse loves everything by Hayao Miyazaki, but her all time favorite is Castle In The Sky. Melody loves Spirited Away, and Petronella hasn't told me her feelings on Miyazaki-san's movies.
UPDATE: I actually do like Spirited Away, but I prefer Princess Mononoke.