Snipers and Snakes

Belated...
MY OPINION OF THE SAILOR GUARDIANS
1. Usagi Tsukino, Sailor Moon: Yech. Cute, but I have an aversion to Magical Girl main characters. Plus, she is  a wimp.
2. Ami Mizuno, Sailor Mercury: SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUTE! She is so dorky in such a cuuuuute way. I have the urge to hug her and say 'It's okay for you to be so nerdy...you're awesome and cute, and being a nerd is cool anyway.'
3. Rei Hino, Sailor Mars: So damn gorgeous. She is ridiculously pretty, not to mention awesome.
4. Makoto Kino, Sailor Jupiter: Yech. I just dislike her.
5. Minako Aino, Sailor Venus: Pretty and funny. She's okay.
6. Chibiusa Tsukino, Sailor Chibi Moon:Eh.
7. Haruka Ten'o, Sailor Uranus: Aside from the apostrophe in her name, s/he is just odd.
8. Michiru Kaio, Sailor Neptune: AWESOME! Pretty, twisted, and a violinist? Yaaaaaay!
9. Setsuna Meio, Sailor Pluto: Pretty cool, plus she looks like Mana Tatsumiya.
10. Hotaru Tomoe, Sailor Saturn: SO DAMN AWESOME. She can wear cool lace-up goth-ish boots with her magical girl uniform, and not just look okay, but look awesome. My favorite.
However, Haruka has the coolest name. TEN'O! SHE HAS AN APOSTROPHE!
Oh, wait: 11. Sailor Chibichibi: I haven't seen her in action, but she is freakishly deformed.

Help! Chipmunk!

I am feeling rather rageful. I read the interview with the governor of Arizona in the New York Times Magazine, and here are my reactions.
Question 1:Obama...is thin-skinned...Right. So possible for a president! Because they are critiqued 1000 times a day!
Question 2: Way to avoid answering the question, Ms. Brewer!
Question 3: Yes! Statistics are all lies! Because the truth is a lie! A place an hours drive at a mile a minute from the border of your state is part of your state! SOOOOOOO TRUE!
Question 4: How is this answer relevant? At all?
Question 5: In my search for the interview, I heard that this man said being compared to the Ku Klux Klan was a honor. AND THIS WOMAN SUPPORTS HIM!
Question 6: Yes, laws aren't the governor's responsibility. Way to shift the blame.
Question 7: Because God knows that it's a great idea to give everyone guns and not rescind the privilege when they start shooting people.
Question 8: Right! Drunk people+guns=everybody's safe!
Question 9: No matter how small the percentage is, drunks with concealed weapons are dangerous. That's all there is to say.
Questions 10 and 11: No comment.
Question 12: HOLY SHIT. So, you are going to change a law so your OWN @$%@ING SON GOES TO @$*%^@@%&%ING  JAIL?
Questions 13 and 14: I have officially lost all faith in the human race.

Wolf Happened Because Of The Necktie

I am bored. Thus, I am writing this post.
I'll post something funny here later.
WAIT! Did you know that one of the people who was killed during the Salem Witch Trials(which I am OBSESSED with) was a five-year old girl? It's insane. Apparently, she couldn't even understand anything happening, but the girls who were faking being bewitched said she was, so she was arrested. Another time  there, a man said his wife wasn't a witch, and he was arrested too.
Okay, enough Tsubasa-Volume-19 depressingness, I have to leave.

And The Bunny Ears

Sorry for not posting in a while, busy reading manga and sitting around the house. Right now I am vacationing in a very nice house in Cape Cod. Behold, what you thought had stopped:
                  FOOD I LOVE
1. My mom's homemade brownies.
2. Crappy boxed macaroni and cheese.
3. Chocolate bars(only plain chocolate)
4. Sweet Italian sausage.
5. Pizza.
6. Cake.
7. Toast.
8. Chocolate eclairs.
9.These chickpeas.
10.Well-buttered pasta.
11. Lasagna.
12. Hot cocoa.
13. Spareribs.
You can never escape the Wednesday Pointless List. Like a zombie in a Romero movie, it will track you down and eat your mind.

I Am A Terrible Person

Okay, I was planning on posting about the Olympics closing ceremony, but I was reading a blog I like, and I came across this. Here is a catalogue of my thoughts from that point:
     1. If Netflix does that to me, I will show them a picture of Fai's SCARY PSYCHO FACE from volume 19 of Tsubasa. Heheheheh, that'll be fun.
     2. Did I just laugh about that? OH GOD, I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.
     3. I mean, normally this scene makes me feel sad for Fai and Syaoran, and full of rage and hate for Fei-Wang Reed, but I just laughed.
     4. What even happened in that scene? (Still not 100% sure on that one)
     5. That's what's gonna happen to the Doctor if Amy dies! She'll probably die in Season 7, after all.
     6. HOLY SHIT, THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. THAT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. THE DOCTOR COULD @%&*$(@&(censored for spoilers). OH NO. OH NO. OH NO.
     7. *SCARY PSYCHO TSUBASA VOLUME 19 FACE*
       See! It all comes full circle! By the way, sorry for the relevant title. 

Cute Anime Octopi

                        I am writing a short story for camp, and the guy right next to me just used the phrase 'by the force of the lion'. I didn't see much else, but BY THE FORCE OF THE LION! That is so my new curse word.
                        My camp has several recreational activities, and I have discovered that cross-stich embroidery is populated  by female Harry Potter nerds only.  Half of the embroiderers were stitching the symbol of the Deathly Hallows, the other 2 were stitching flowers. Me? I was stitching Chi from Chobits.
                       Other great lines from the guy sitting next to me's story:
         The lion stands up and realizes him.(What the hell IS this?!
          It swings its claws, which destroyed his leg.(You've got your tenses confused there...)
         He then sticks out his sword.(Such dirty connotations, hehehehehe)
        He then beats his head with his shield for quite a long time.(Is he okay? )
         Stinging as hell, he stood up and tried running (What? What?)
          In order from the top, this makes a surrealist fight scene.
       UPDATE: Most of these have been fixed, but...'He stopped the bleeding by ripping off a part of his torso' is the latest awesome mistake.However, it's a cool story now I have read it. He's also only 10, so I can't judge him as if he were older.

Mercutio Was The Only Decent Thing

Interesting and potentially alarming information: I have forgotten how to wave. I don't mean I'm being more of a loner than usual, I  mean I DON"T KNOW THE SEQUENCE OF MOVEMENTS FOR A WAVE ANYMORE.
I finally read Chobits and found it rather  captivating.
I am having insomnia because of my roommate's scary snores. Worse than usual insomnia. As in, she's fast asleep and I'm thinking HOLY SHIT WEEPING ANGELS ARE GOING TO KILL ME because of her freaky snores. Hey, roommate? Quiet down on the rasping growl of a serial killer or monster snores. This goes to my fan too. Just because you are on high does not mean you need to make your creepy clicking sound. 

Not Enough To Sharpie

During camp, we are working on scripts via computers. I finished, so I'm posting. Now, listen to-
THE WEIRDEST DREAM I EVER HAD. FOR REAL.
All I remember is that Kuro-poppo was eating miso soup and everyone was really surprised. What was really weird was that IT WAS IN COMIC FORM, and the bit where everyone(not sure who they were) was shocked was when he said that it was 'kinda good'. I must agree, but I think I've gone crazy-crazier.