Things That Have Nothing To Do With Each Other

THING 1

Overheard at school:
'Well, I was trying to be nice. I called her 'person' instead of 'weirdo' like I usually do.
 THING 2
I have OCD-ish habits.
1: I always push my mechanical pencil lead out to 1 inch or such. Everyone hates it, but I still can't stop from doing it.
2:When eating chickpeas, I must chew one on one side of the mouth, then the next on the other side. ALWAYS.
3: When I shave my legs and/or armpits, I have a need for them to be perfectly smooth and hairless. I never end up with hairlessness, so I always get upset when I finish shaving. I would just not shave,but I can't, because THAT IS EVEN WORSE. I have a longing for a razor that can cut straight through steel that could make my legs/armpits so hairless they look drawn.

Calling All Spam

Why? Why do I have no spam?

Seriously. No spam. Spammers do not find me worthy.
GIMME SOME SPAM! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING!
Also, I find the spam vaguely amusing.

Nightmares

Some people are scared of that werewolf-dog from The Neverending Story .
Some of ghosts. Some of Weeping Angels.
I never cared a fig about ghosts (at least how scary they are). I don't just get scared at night. Once in math class, I felt like someone was staring at me from behind, and I thought OMG THE SILENCE WILL KILL ME!!!!!! But, what I am truly scared of are...
Those parasite bugs from Plague that bite you, and then they eat you from within. Every time I feel weird or numb, I scratch myself to see whether they aren't injecting their numbing thing into me and eating me alive from within.
I'm sorry for scaring you.

My Feelings About the Pineapple Story

1. Why did I not get this on my test? I got a bunch of baloney about appreciating the beauty of nature(the author of which labeled me as a cynic) and people get something that is actually entertaining?
2. Isn't it illegal for something on the ELA to be entertaining?
3. I don't understand why this is so controversial. Nothing on the ELA makes sense. This is no different.
4. I think my jab at the author of Take Time Out To Watch The Sunset (I kid you not) about him saying I'm cynical has just been disintegrated by my last two opinions... (..')

ELA IS WII(oh god I'm going to fail it now)

I have just had to take THE ULTIMATE TORTURE: The ELA. Interesting tidbits my readers almost certainly didn't know:
You are not allowed to have independent reading the week of the ELA. This is banned on the grounds that it might be cheating.
All clocks must be covered the week of the math test, for the same reason as the independent reading.
If you are going to see a Shakespeare play with the other Drama majors the day after one of the days the math test is on, it is cancelled.
After you finish the ELA, YOU MUST NOT:
read
take anything out of your bag
have anything out of your bag except a pencil.
do anything except sit there
bring a pillow.

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

SOMEONE IN GERMANY SAW THIS BLOG!
oh no... i was so stuck up just then... WHAT IF IT WAS CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL WHO SAW THIS BLOG? AND... Now I'm getting ridiculous. Seriously ridiculous. I hate me. No... I hate Germany for doing this to me.

This Post is LIVE

Have you seen that ad where the maniacal guy is holding two wires together and grinning, and all around it it says LIVE LIVE LIVE? Well, I recently discovered it is an add for a home decor show.
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WTF? Live home decor? Why would anyone even WATCH this?Home decor is boring and making it live doesn't make it less boring.

DIRTY-SOUNDING FAIRY TALE NAMES

The Brave Little Tailor( I saw an illustration from this one and it looks...dirty)
Prince Darling
Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber(SORRY TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS THIS ISN'T A FAIRY TALE)
Sleeping Beauty
The Faithful Servant

Scooters

These are the example labels I get: scooters,vacation, and fall.
I have no problem with vacation/fall, but scooters? Who would write a blog post about scooters?
Hey, that sounds like a drug...(scooters I mean)
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Maybe I don't want to know who.

K or F

The k in my blog title looks like an f.I had more to say, but my friend Momo Mouse( she requested this name) is watching.
Now she isn't.
When I typed this title, this is what the computer thought it was:
Frankenstein Forum for Friday 2/24
Why? How? Moose?
Sorry ,I'm listening to the Woody Allen: Part 2: The Moose. This is not going to help with the blogging quality.

In Memoriam

WARNING:THIS HAZ SPOILERZ ABOUT WARRIORS!
Hollyleaf shouldn't have died.
I read The Last Hope, and now I am angry.
For non-Warriors geeks, here's a brief Hollyleaf synopsis.
She was made to believe that she had powers, even though she didn't.
She discovered that her existence was against everything she believed in.
She had everything she loved taken away from her.
Then, she died.
She was ridiculously awesome, also.
HELLO?! AM I THE ONLY ONE ANGRY ABOUT THIS? THIS JUST ISN'T RIGHT! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO JOB, ONLY HE WASN'T AWESOME! AND SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON, TOO! SHE GAVE HER LIFE FOR THE VERY PEOPLE WHO HAD REJECTED HER!
Any comments that are funeral speeches will be appreciated.

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Hi.
This is my blog.
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This is getting awkward.
I would put something here, but I don't know what.
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Okay.
If you want anything that makes sense,you've come to the wrong place.
This is a blog that is going to be mainly literary. No literary criticism, but funerals, comments about the horribility of LOTR, and lots of Doctor Who. And general fury.
*sound of all English teachers on Earth running away from my horrible grammar*
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