YEH-HEH-HESSSSS!

HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN IT'S HALLOWEEN YAAAAAAY!
Happy Halloween. Go bounce some kitties.

No Farting Down In Texas

Me and Momomouse had a sleepover, and if you have never hung out with a friend during a hurricane, you should, because IT ROCKS. However, there was some serious crazy, because when you lock up 3 girls(Chestnut, my little sister, was there as well)  in a house and they can't get out...
WHAT WE DID
1. Had an Uglydoll stealing fight.
2. Went underneath quilts and wrestled.
3. Raced around the house yelling 'Return the princess!'
4. Put an Uglydoll in a tissue box.
5. Et cetera.
A SMALL MYSTERY THAT HAPPENED A FEW WEEKS AGO
So, I was checking out the English class library. And I saw a book by Jodi Picoult. At one point on my mom's blog, I'd heard someone comment about how Picoult-san was a terrible writer. So I checked out the back. Then, this nice girl said to me "There's a really good book by her over there."
What I did: Small Tight Smile. 'Thanks.'
What I thought: WHAT THE HELL WHO ARE YOU WHY DO YOU THINK I READ JODI PICOULT?!?!

By The Force Of The Lion

Good morning! Today's material is...MAHOGANY!
I recently went to Packer on ANOTHER high school tour, and there found...you're gonna love this...LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF RONALD REAGAN AND MITT ROMNEY. In New York City! I thought that Mitt Romney was going to eat me when I looked at his cutout. Seriously.
I'm doing a Social Studies project where we are assigned an immigrant group, and I got Italian! Mamma mia! I would far prefer to be Irish or Chinese, though. Momomouse got German. On the bad side, one of the racist boys in my math class is now the racist boy in my social studies class.
CHOICE TIDBITS FROM THE RACIST BOYS IN MY MATH CLASS, SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT KIDDING YOU
Usain Bolt runs so fast cause he runs away from the police.
You have the brain of an Asian.
A THING I SAW
A man-a grown man-with one of those adorable Tokidoki bags. Seriously.

To take the force that the ground would exert on the egg upon impact(according to Newton's Third Law)

That title is an actual line from my lab report. If you're writing about eggs, all your sentences will be funny.Now all I need to do is to figure out how to relate all of my posts to eggs.(One down!)
Seen in the subway: Two astonishingly cute little girls in cute school uniforms(more of my opinions  on that probably in my next post) playing with stuffed animals...and making machine gun noises. On the same subway ride, I saw an average guy in a suit talking to his equally average, suited, and male friend. I was trying to do homework, but I heard this phrase clearly:
"And then s/he(I can't remember which) picked up a stick and was like 'WHACK'!(making appropriate gesture)"
I don't know what they were talking about, but that was bloody awesome.
In other news: is Daughters of Eve sexist?
I mean, if it had been written by a man, that wouldn't even be a question for most people: Villainizing radical feminists(and feminists in general)+Anti-abortion, pro-saying a clump of cells that hasn't even truly formed yet is worthy of ruining most of your life prospects(like it did for Anne in the book) +Having in the ending 'Three years later...' bit, everyone be a housewife=Sexist. But, since it was written by a woman, we don't think of it like that. But is there something I'm missing? Please tell.

It Is Always Easy To Go Wrong With A Stopwatch

Hi! I'm now viewed as schizophrenic by everyone  who was at Barnes and Nobles yesterday!
Really.
I know you want to know more, so! I will explain.
As everybody who reads this blog and has for a while knows, I am a fanatic CLAMP reader. I am particularly fond of Cardcaptor Sakura, and read it through omnibi. I saw the fourth omnibus at the store, and began to read.
Well.
I saw Sakura-chan crying. Now, I will not repeat the entire rant here, but I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TAKING YOUR LIFE FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON ANY VERSION OF SAKURA-CHAN AGEHA OHKAWA. I wandered throughout the store, ranting and raving, and clutching a Magical Girl omnibus. At one point I pointed at a Warriors book and yelled "Shut the hell up!" There was a girl nearby, and I embarrassedly said "Sorry. Not you, ma'am." I finally decided on two Sakura-chan free books. I'm sorry, Sakura!

Cross-Dressing Macbeth

A note to two schools:
1. My middle school: FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND UNHOLY PUT SOME OF THOSE PAD/ TAMPON BOXES IN. For both the sake of those students on their periods and those not, as it is a little sad to see someone clutching a 'wad of toilet paper' to the trash can in semi-view of the hall and full view of everyone else in the bathroom.
2. The Lab School For Collaborative Studies: Get a better principal. Your current one reminds me of Sarah Palin.

IN HALLOWEEN NEWS:
I am torn between going as the space-time witch and going as Lady Macbeth. Melody is going as a Weeping Angel(not the uber-scary Stature of Liberty one in The Angels Take Manhattan, which we saw together on the tour), Momomouse is going as Hello Kitty, and Petronella is going as a zombie, just like every year.  However, I went to the costume store and was filled with rage at how many sexy costumes there were. I was resigned at sexy stewardess, a bit confused at sexy firefighter, confused at sexy caveman, and flabbergasted at(I kid you not)sexy Tin Man. No lie.
Though hanging out with Melody was one of the only good things about the Lab School tour, I also saw this ad:

  

OH. MY. GOD. Is it or is it not the greatest pawn shop ad you have ever seen? You may not be able to see this, but the chameleon's briefcase says 'Mr. Bling.' And he is wearing a tie! Notice that the chameleon's money is chameleon-size, but not the giant ring. And why is he a chameleon? And the caption above says 'Get more Cha-Ching for your Bling Bling'. It is just so surreal(Sorry about the weird formatting.)

Demonic Cat

I am Sick. Sick unto death. Forgive me, I recently discovered Slings and Arrows. You must watch it if you are obsessed with Shakespeare's plays, like me. However, what with me being semi-delirious, I found this extraordinarily funny: As the brilliant Ms. Smartypants said on her blog-->

OY GEVALT!!!!!

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I'm Going...To Write A Blog Post

The three greatest lines in Tsubasa (my point of view)
1. Then my type is the one you hate the most(Volume 6). (He said that so happily while in a life-threatening situation...)
2. And if my enemy lives or dies in the process, it's not my worry!(Volume 1) (I have a habit of saying this before a test)
3. I'm going...to teach myself how to react to unseen attacks on both sides.(Volume 6) (Said very heroicly, directly after another character said the same thing. I say that a lot now: ''I'm going...to tour the high school." "I'm going...to play Sims.")
I'M GOING...TO TALK ABOUT MY SLEEPOVER WITH PETRONELLA.
We watched the video for Gangnam Style, and I could not see what the fuss was about. Was it because it's funny? Eminem's videos are way better. Including the one with the Muppets. Then, we had this in a story we were telling.
CREEPY MONSTER: Come with me...
HALF-ASLEEP GUY: No, I can't, I'm supposed to keep watch.
5 minutes later
H-AG: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't know if this is funny to you as well, but it stops being funny for me at 11:30 when the lights are out(curse you 10:00 bedtime).
I'm going...to stop ranting now.

WHY GOD WHY

IT HAPPENED AGAIN.I had someone search that again.
FOOLPROOF WAY FOR WARDING OFF ANNOYING PEOPLE
Impersonate Kuro-rii! Be all grumpy and straight man! Of course, don't take out a sword and slice them into sushi. Unless they're really annoying.