The Best Ever Time To Quote Hamlet

(I have just decided to title my posts from random things I've said around this time)
So, I went to the Botanic Garden with my Doctor Who obsessed friend Melody, and we talked on things strange and mysterious, and listened to the Nyan Cat song, which I will not link to here for your continued sanity.  But the conversation turned, as it always does, to Tsubasa, and the similarities between Fai and the Doctor, which led to this exchange:
ME: You know, they're both really emo.
MELODY: Yes! They totally are!
When you end up talking about how emo the Doctor is, you feel both happy and sad. Speaking of Tsubasa, I feel people should always type manga in odd fonts, because of this almost typo-
In Volume 4, Kiishim says "You have made yourself comfortable, shutting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
Since it's all in a strange font and all caps, here's what I see:
"You have made yourself comfortable, shitting yourself inside my castle, have you not?"
This is the best misreading in the universe.

As The Grandma Says, So Shall It Be

My grandmother told me to write the story of Chestnut's graduation on my blog. I didn't think it was so funny, but Grandma told me to, so the hel with it.
Here goes:
Me and Petronella(like in that post, I can't remember her blog URL) were sitting together, and she was  videotaping the whole thing. First, we all had to pledge allegiance (I didn't. Necrogirl, dangerous anarchist on the loose!) while the school choir sang 'The Star Spangled Banner'. Then there were two speakers- an Olympic luge player who was commercially produced plastic baloney and a football player for the New York Giants who, strangely enough, had his own clothing line. I'm too hot to write any more, sorry. Not even if you beg.

It's Norse Mythology Week! I Just Made That Up!

I suppose you are all wondering where the hel I have been. I have been reading Runemarks(Oh my, that book is so good I may buy a copy), making a school-fantasy manga(you just have to sometimes), and making up a new holiday! It is Norse Mythology week now, and will be until next Wednesday, so go out and say 'hel' as many gratuitous times as you want! Watch Thor! Read The Children of Odin and Runemarks! What the hel! It's Norse mythology week!

This Post Has No Narrative Structure...But It Has Eyeball Gouging!

I went to the library, and took out two books in which eyeballs were gouged and eaten. One of the gouging and eating of eyeballs situations was a HUGE plot event, so I won't say how it happened, who had his eye gouged out, or who ate the eyeball after gouging it out. The other was just an offhand mention. Why would you mention that as an offhand mention? That's just odd.

A Midsummer Night's Nightmare

Hello, and welcome to Fictional Shakespeare, where fictional characters act out great works of literature. Today, we are doing A Midsummer Night's Dream. Emily the Strange will be Titania, Kurogane will be Oberon, and Tomoyo and Yukito will be directing.
Kurogane: Do we need to do this?
Tomoyo: Yes, or else I will be very angry at you.
Kurogane: Um...
Emily: Ick. This is why I dislike humans.
Kurogane: What's she here for?
Emily: Aren't we supposed to start speaking our lines?
Kurogane: Fine. Well met by moonight, proud Titania-What the hell is this? It's totally gay.
Yukito: So...all ninjas are homophobic.
Kurogane:  Wha? How many ninjas have you met?
Yukito: Naruto's homophobic.
Emily: Can't argue with that.
Tomoyo: Ninjas are very homophobic...
Kurogane: Don't judge ninjas based on Naruto! He's a damn brat!
Tomoyo: Yes, he has no appreciation for fashion.
Yukito: Aren't we supposed to be acting?
Kurogane: Shut up! You're such a pain!
Tomoyo: I noticed you have not denied the accusations of homophobia.
Kurogane: And?
Tomoyo: You wouldn't just be holding back on the homophobia because you have a crush on me, would you?
Kurogane:Uh...
Kurogane runs away.
Tomoyo: Ho ho ho.
Emily: You have a messed up laugh.
Yukito: I think Kurogane is homophobic.
Tomoyo: I don't, I just enjoy making him run away.
Yukito: You are a terrible human being.
Tomoyo: Yes, I enjoy being one.
Emily: So do I.

Alert Alert: New Functions And An Event!

New Function #1: Fictional Shakespeare. Fai will probably appear in every play,though. However, Eragon, Tomoyo, Eva-nyan, Kuron-puu,and Usagi will have lots of roles too...
New Function #2: Book Review!
Event: I will go to my sister Chestnut's  graduation Thursday June 21st, so be on the look out. I'll be the one in all black reading a smuggled in copy of Inheritance.

We Review:The Mediator Book 5!

MEG CABOT, YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS. However, aside from the comedy, the shifter thing was a total letdown. I was hoping for Paul to be actually the spawn of Satan, but he wasn't, which sucked. Seriously, the Alice in The Last Apprentice thing was so cool that I hoped for another demon child, but it was not to be. Now I am sad. Here's a transcript of a chat between me and my friend to cheer you up, she also has a blog but I do not know the URL. I changed all names, so... Ta da!

22:46 Petronella: Hi

  did u get this

  hello?

  hi ANSWER

22:47 ARE U THERE

  HELLO?

  ANY ONE THERE?!

22:48 Necrogirl: Oh.MII CHAN FROM NEKO RAMEN RULES

 Petronella: HUZZAH!!!!!

 Necrogirl: Im weird

 Petronella: U ANWERD

 Necrogirl: 42

  wth?

 Petronella: I <3 Taisho from Neko Ramen.

22:49 I think that's how u spell his name

 Necrogirl: I I heart Mii-chan

22:50 Did i put in a extra i there?

 Petronella: yes

22:51 Necrogirl: i am thinking of noodles

  i am typing thknd ehilt koojjnh khtbd ringor/

22:52 

15 minutes

23:07 Necrogirl: kill

14 minutes

23:21 Petronella: :) :D

23:22 ok? I fixed grammar and spelling mistakes, and I apologize as to how late we are up. And no, we were NOT on drugs or possessed.

I Know You Missed Me...

Holidays that should exist:
Mention Manga Characters Randomly Day
Act Like Your Favorite Eragon Character Day
Wear Outfits That Looked Like Tomoyo Designed Them Day(I want to see the celebration for this one)
Say 'I'm Evil' Day(if you don't see how Eva-nyan is related to this post, read this line carefully)
UPDATE:
OH YEAH! Talk In An Accent Day! ( A girl in my class mentioned that this should exist)

I'm Gonna Go And Be Annoying! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I am really happy today. Everything seems all flowers and sweetness.
ON FINISHING INHERITANCE
Yaaaaaaay! Elva-chan got a role in the climax!
ON CLEANING MY ROOM
Yaaaaaaaaay! I have lots of paper to draw on!
ON WORKING ON MY ESSAY
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I get to go to my favorite bookstore tomorrow as a celebration for finishing this!
Basically, I have been a manic Fai D. Flowright/ the Doctor ,and both when scared, clone all day. I have been mentally screaming YAY LIFE! This may be because I finished Inheritance or because I had some really good toast. You be the judge. GODDAMMIT I JUST MADE THE WORLD'S MOST COMMON ACCIDENTAL CARDCAPTOR SAKURA REFERENCE.

I'm Bored, So I'll Yell At Life

Okay, I won't really yell at life, but I will yell at Glee. Yes, I watch Glee! And Downton Abbey! And wear other colors than black(occasionally)! And read W.I.T.C.H.! Who is this woman, you ask? Well,actually the W.I.T.C.H. isn't out of character for me, but...WHY WILL EVERYONE ALWAYS HATE ON MY FAVORITE CHARACTER? By 'hate on', I mean ignore. My favorite is(surprise,surprise) Tina. I like Quinn too, though. I am also angry at Downton Abbey for getting rid of one of my favorite characters.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just spent a post talking about TV. Yech. In other news, three of my idiotic peers were jumping rope, and they were all great.  But, before anyone would start jumping, they said "How many boyfriends do you have?", and the answer was how many jumps they made. One jumped 24 times, and I ended up secretly deciding to make the question 'How many people have you killed?'. As I went inside, I told one of them 'Mass murderer!

Useless News

1.I went to Shakespeare in the Park! We saw As You Like It, and it RULED. Totally superior.
2.By the way, my sister is in the CAE Punchathon.You can sponsor her at this link.
3.I am on Chapter 2 of my new homedrawn Magical Girl manga. My old one wasn't too good, but this new one will probably be better.
4.Did you know that the Doctor and Fai D. Florite, Flowright, whatever you call him, are really similar in many ways, but they both get manically peppy when scared or when their deep,dark secret is about to be revealed?
5.My new favorite song is The Doctor Is Dying, by Chameleon Circuit. It is completely superior.
6.River and the Doctor are not an item!