Tuesday, April 17, 2012

ELA IS WII(oh god I'm going to fail it now)

I have just had to take THE ULTIMATE TORTURE: The ELA. Interesting tidbits my readers almost certainly didn't know:
You are not allowed to have independent reading the week of the ELA. This is banned on the grounds that it might be cheating.
All clocks must be covered the week of the math test, for the same reason as the independent reading.
If you are going to see a Shakespeare play with the other Drama majors the day after one of the days the math test is on, it is cancelled.
After you finish the ELA, YOU MUST NOT:
read
take anything out of your bag
have anything out of your bag except a pencil.
do anything except sit there
bring a pillow.

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