After not posting in a while, our hero returns...
I have a complaint... two, in fact.My three complaints are:
This is a stall that opened up directly near our local supermarket that sells low fat/calorie/sugar gelato. LOW FAT GELATO! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME SUPERMARKET? DID I KILL YOUR FAMILY OR SOMETHING?
I was allowed money for an excursion to the bookstore to buy my summer reading assignment, but not the latest Artemis Fowl book.
I have lost reading time to feed my neighbors cats, and they have not delivered payment. I WILL TURN INTO THE TIME SPACE WITCH AND KILL YOU FOR NOT PAYING ME A FAIR PRICE NEIGHBORS! KILL YOU!
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