Wednesday Pointless List: Tokyo Mew Mew edition!

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TOKYO MEW MEW:
Zakuro is BLOODY AWESOME. She's like a girl version of Yue from Cardcaptor Sakura.
Pudding. Tart. BEST COUPLE EVER!
Mew Mew Kindergarten at the end of each volume.
Speaking of kindergarten,that one scene where Tart attacks Ichigo.
WHAT I DISLIKE ABOUT TOKYO MEW MEW:
Tokyo Mew Mew A La Mode. Even thinking about Mew Berry makes me break out in hives.
Ichigo's love life.
The fact that Zakuro is always given short shrift.
Masaya Aoyama. Ick.

A Hate Letter To Ichigo Momomiya

&*@# you. Why on earth do you think you can refer to yourself as 'oh-so-powerful'? You aren't just breaking the Magical Girl Code Of Conduct, you're being a jerk, and guess what? NONE OF YOUR WAY AWESOMER FRIENDS REFERRED TO THEMSELVES AS POWERFUL. NONE. Now what does this mean? That your friends don't feel the need to prop themselves up on ego? That you compulsively one-ups all of your so-called 'friends'? That you have a sense of girliness that makes you use hideous phrasing?
I will not even begin on the fact that you have no obstacles between you and the three hot guys falling at your feet, while the immeasurably cooler Evangeline had her true love disappear for 12 years and when she saw him again, he was only a hologram. The far cooler Syaoran had the girl he loved's memories of him erased. The incredibly cooler Arisa Uotani- All right, I'll stop. Hey. Speaking of magical girls. YOU AREN'T EVEN #$@^%%ING CLOSE TO THE POWER OF *&@@$ING SAILOR #@@$ING MERCURY, AND SHE'S THE @$@$ING WEAKEST SAILOR GUARDIAN. YOU SHOULD JUST CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND #$#@ING DIE.
Thank you very much.
 UPDATE: Actually Pudding referred to herself as powerful, but it would be dumb to not think she would. She's Pudding.

Things That Disturb Me

There are two things that scare the @$#& out of me on the Internet.
1. This song. This is so scary. It's just like... eating a raw sea otter. It just...yikes. For my otter-obsessed sister, this doesn't have any effect, but on me, I have about 2 seconds before running away screaming. But it doesn't have anything on...this. It is so horrifying. It starts out ordinary, but rapidly devolves into sheer horror. It's like getting eaten alive by zombies and werewolves and those bugs from Gone and then being puked up into a fairy's disemboweled intestines. However, the rest of that site is fairly cool.

I'm Sorry, Really!

SO sorry for not posting. I can't find a way to apologize, so here's a dream I had a while ago!
Before I tell my dream, I should give you a little background: I am NEVER in my dreams. Computer game avatars of myself? YES. The Doctor?YES,OFTEN. Fai D. Flowright? YES, ONCE. Me? NEVER.
In the dream, the Doctor was talking to a Roman. The Roman was an alien who needed the Doctor to send a shipment of cylinders to his home world. The Doctor said yes. As the Doctor neared the planet, a nearby black hole exploded. The Doctor kept trying to see whether any life was on the planet, but whenever he got near, he couldn't breathe, but Amy and Rory still could. Then a giant crack opened in the universe and he could. HEY WHOA I JUST DREAMED UP THE PLOT OF A DOCTOR WHO EPISODE! Bet we'll see this in Season 7.

WARNING- I AM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE

I'm sorry for not posting in a while but...
Momo Mouse, I misplaced my cell phone. Can you put the math homework in the comments because I didn't write it down?
*sound of readers screaming, running away, and throwing stuff at me*

The Shortest Post Ever

In math class today:
Jessie: You smell like cheese!
Kyo: Well, you smell like... Teen Spirit!
All names have been changed to protect identities.

And now, the Wednesday Pointless List

THINGS IT IS FUN TO SAY IN A MATT SMITH VOICE
1. 'They told me to get a job cleaning out the shit buckets'.
2. 'Really? You had to do that now?'
3. Anything ever said by Fai D. Flowright(or Florite)
4. 'Look! Moon Bunny!'
I wanted a top 13 list, but there wasn't enough things...
Look out for updates!
Update:
6. 'If you ever do that again,  I will pin you down and lick you from head to toe.'
7. 'Don't go killing me off without my say-so!'

Who Would Make Such A Thing?

In Social Studies, we watched John Adams: The Movie(not its actual title, unfortunately). All about  our bald lawyer second president. Why? Was this movie formulated for Social Studies class? WTF? Movie makers, don't ever do this ...thing again.
By the way, it was very grainy, and none of the actors were attractive. This might actually be the movie version of ORIGINAL SIN. This unreal horror( seriously, Leo-kun is the only reason we watch Titanic) was unrescued by the only good thing about it: a redcoat said, in a voice that sounded exactly like Matt Smith's : 'They told me to get a job cleaning out the shit buckets.'

I Don't Believe The Stuff People Say

             Here is what I heard from the table next to me in math class(all names have been changed to protect identity).
Kate: Oh, Harry, why didn't you get on honor roll? You read so much.
Ruby: Yeah, he reads so much.

Harry was reading a book of cartoons from a webcomic in the middle of math class. They were really bad. I read just as many books, and of a no doubt better quality.However, these girls had also formed a club entirely to go against another club because they didn't like the clubs leader(in their defense, he was a total jerk), and they got on honor roll Gold, so I won't pretend to know the grading system.
IN OTHER NEWS
Blogger just made a pop-up that said 'Blogger Wants to Know Your Location'. Sorry, Blogger, but that seems uncomfortaly stalkery.

We Review: The Monster

Okay, my mom has a literary blog, so my house gets wonderful deliveries of books that aren't even out in hardcover yet, i.e., Troubletwisters book 2. I read one of these, and my comment is:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME OTHER TROUBLETWISTERS IN THERE. You think readers will be happy with just two magic kids? They won't, believe me. In a book 1 this is OK, but out of that it is NOT.
Other than that, the book was great. It gets extra points for having a mutated axolotl in it. Mutated axolotl! Mutated Axolotl would actually be a great band name. It could play weird arrhythmic void rock. MUTATED AXOLOTL: THE INSANE TOUR.

Wow This Brought A Lot Of Trouble

I'm back.
Didya miss me?
I have to write something about this here to stop horrific things from happening.
Okay, people who google the ELA pineapple story, why are you clicking on the link to my blog? Why are you even googling the pineapple story? Why are you clicking on a blog for this? MY BLOG IS NOT SOME WEIRD BLOG DEVOTED TO THE PINEAPPLE STORY! Wait, that actually sounds really good. I mean, a blog about a talking pineapple?